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Old 08-14-2007, 10:02 PM   #1
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http://www.planetsave.com/blog/2007/...y-to-die-ever/

A MAN who lived in his own “zoo” of lizards and insects was fatally bitten by a pet black widow spider — then eaten by the other creepy-crawlies.

Police broke in to Mark Voegel’s apartment to find spider Bettina along with 200 others, several snakes, a gecko lizard called Helmut and several thousand termites had gorged on his body.

Neighbours alerted police after becoming alarmed by the stink.

And horrified officers were met by a nightmare scene.

A police spokesman said: “It was like a horror movie. His corpse was over the sofa.

“Giant webs draped him, spiders were all over him. They were coming out of his nose and his mouth.

“There was everything there one could imagine in the world of reptiles.

“Larger pieces of flesh torn off by the lizards were scooped up and taken back to the webs of tarantulas and other bird-eating spiders.”
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Old 08-15-2007, 01:48 PM   #2
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Old 08-15-2007, 04:39 PM   #3
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Old 08-15-2007, 06:08 PM   #4
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Old 08-31-2007, 08:07 AM   #5
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Most spiders are solitary creatures. So the discovery of a vast web crawling with millions of spiders that is spreading across several acres of a North Texas park is causing a stir among scientists, and park visitors.

Sheets of web have encased several mature oak trees and are thick enough in places to block out the sun along a nature trail at Lake Tawakoni State Park, near this town about 50 miles east of Dallas.
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Old 09-07-2007, 10:26 PM   #6
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harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr by total random luck but still, +1 stalker point for random pic find...
one dead spider guy, sort of..


Spider's victim ... the body of tragic Voegel is taken away
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004092008,00.html

so sad being we all now know how poor will die... Hey but at least with tons of sidaaaars all over you, it will not be alone!

this guy lives with 50,000 spiders.. and lets many of them just run around the house.. 's dream neighbor I'm sure..
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Old 09-08-2007, 10:45 PM   #7
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How is it a tragedy that this fucking idiot is dead?
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Old 09-14-2007, 09:22 PM   #8
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How is it a tragedy that this fucking idiot is dead?

I consider it a blessing! One less spider-loving-freak-tard off the planet. AMEN and pass the ammunition.
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Old 08-31-2007, 09:37 AM   #9
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That's about an hour from me. Maybe I should check it out...
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Old 09-08-2007, 09:58 AM   #10
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Old 09-24-2007, 12:02 PM   #11
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Where's that giant web with spiders? I'll make a flamethrower. FUCK. SPIDERS. I kill them on sight!
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