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Moddy
04-17-2006, 03:57 PM
These are all quotes from Ronald Reagan:

Really have to love this guy. God rest his soul.

"Here's my strategy on the Cold War:

We win, they lose."

- Ronald Reagan

"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help."

- Ronald Reagan

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant: It's just that they know so much that isn't so."

- Ronald Reagan

"Of the four wars in my lifetime none came about because the U.S. was too strong."

- Ronald Reagan

"I have wondered at times about what the Ten Commandment's would have looked like if Moses had run them through the U.S. Congress."

- Ronald Reagan

"The taxpayer: That's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination."

- Ronald Reagan

"Government is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other."

- Ronald Reagan

"If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under."

- Ronald Reagan

"The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is a government program."

- Ronald Reagan

"I've laid down the law, though, to everyone from now on about anything that happens: no matter what time it is, wake me, even if it's in the middle of a Cabinet meeting."

- Ronald Reagan

"It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first."

- Ronald Reagan


"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it."

- Ronald Reagan

"Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book."
- Ronald Reagan


"No arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is so formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women.

- Ronald Reagan

atsui
04-17-2006, 04:37 PM
"I have wondered at times about what the Ten Commandment's would have looked like if Moses had run them through the U.S. Congress."

- Ronald Reagan

LOL That is a damn funny quote.

enervate
04-17-2006, 10:34 PM
This (http://www.twainquotes.com/quotesatoz.html) is the only resource you need if a good chuckle is in order. Samuel Clemens remains one of the funniest and most relevent humorists even today.

Then there's the Devil's Dictionary (http://www.alcyone.com/max/lit/devils/), a publication filled with such cynicism that it causes my heart to glow.

BIGKahuna
04-18-2006, 07:37 AM
Mark Twain is damn funny as well enervate.

I do love this line from Ronny.
"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it."

They do not make true Republicans like him anymore.

One quote that I love is a conversation between a man and women it goes like this:

"Would you sleep with me for a million dollars?"
"Well, I guess I might."
"Would you sleep with me for five dollars?"
"Sir, what kind of a woman do you take me for?"
"Madam, we have already established that; now we're merely haggling over the price."