How to mess with your AIM buddies

[cove]

Here is an AIM bot that has fooled a couple of my friends

http://aim.wasystems.net/?start

It chats and records the convo then emails it to you

Here is part of one:

blueberry is the bot


BlueBerry10122(9:49:58): My bird just bit me :-\.
peepokeet(9:50:22): what did you do to deserve getting bit?
BlueBerry10122(9:50:31): I don't know, do you?
peepokeet(9:50:47): I'm not telling
BlueBerry10122(9:50:56): Grrrr.
peepokeet(9:51:15): if you don't know why, I'm certainly not telling ;)
BlueBerry10122(9:51:24): Shouldn't u know something like that?
peepokeet(9:51:43): probably not
BlueBerry10122(9:51:52): Your pretty cute!
peepokeet(9:52:01): I'm an old man
BlueBerry10122(9:52:12): old is no good.
peepokeet(9:52:19): don't remind me
BlueBerry10122(9:52:32): roar! lol.
peepokeet(9:52:51): wow.

[GotNoRice]

For reference, "MML" stands for Mamemanland and is a house LAN down in san jose most of the mowers clan go to.

HotStacey331(8:59:09): Dude your gay for missing MML
HotStacey331(9:00:24): we should talk more?
w00tin Beebo(9:00:37): Dude, you'
w00tin Beebo(9:00:46): Dude, you're gay for having pink font.
HotStacey331(9:00:49): I love this band, http://www.sundaedrive.com.
w00tin Beebo(9:00:59): Ok, i love this band www.tool.com
HotStacey331(9:01:09): OMG I love this band http://www.sundaedrive.com.
w00tin Beebo(9:01:34): OMG WTF
w00tin Beebo(9:01:34): Who are you?
HotStacey331(9:01:43): Excuse me? Dont talk to me like that.
w00tin Beebo(9:01:58): Excuse me? your the one that IMed me.
HotStacey331(9:02:09): Don't worry about it.
w00tin Beebo(9:02:21): Ok then.
HotStacey331(9:02:38): that's good.
w00tin Beebo(9:02:48): Cool
HotStacey331(9:02:57): cool as ice!
w00tin Beebo(9:03:16): AWESOME PASSIUM
w00tin Beebo(9:03:23): Who are you? MAME's girlfriend?
HotStacey331(9:03:24): do you get good grades in school or are you out of school?
w00tin Beebo(9:03:41): I dropped out of school
w00tin Beebo(9:03:45): I'm a dealer.
HotStacey331(9:03:52): Thats nice.
w00tin Beebo(9:04:00): Yeah.
HotStacey331(9:04:12): Ok.
HotStacey331(9:04:21): im pretty bored, so I'm surfing <a href="http://www.AIMAwayMessages.com">AIMAwayMessages.com</a> it's pretty cool, lots of funny away messages, what do you think?
w00tin Beebo(9:04:29): OK
w00tin Beebo(9:04:31): Who are you?
HotStacey331(9:04:37): that's good.
HotStacey331(9:05:46): yo?
w00tin Beebo(9:05:58): Who are you?
w00tin Beebo(9:06:03): Answer my mother fucking question.
HotStacey331(9:06:07): Stacey 17/f/Ca.
w00tin Beebo(9:06:10): :|
w00tin Beebo(9:06:15): How do you know what MML is?
HotStacey331(9:06:24): my bird just bit me :-\.
w00tin Beebo(9:06:29): =\
HotStacey331(9:06:44): check out this band http://www.sundaedrive.com.
w00tin Beebo(9:06:54): check this out www.idontfuckingcare.com
HotStacey331(9:07:05): Are you online a lot?
w00tin Beebo(9:07:12): 2-3 hours a day.
w00tin Beebo(9:07:13): Why?
HotStacey331(9:07:25): Do u know a lot about computer?
w00tin Beebo(9:07:36): Yes.. i guess a fair amount.
w00tin Beebo(9:07:37): Why?
HotStacey331(9:07:45): Thats nice.
w00tin Beebo(9:08:01): Ok, truth be told I'm not a dealer.
w00tin Beebo(9:08:05): I go to high school :-P.
HotStacey331(9:08:10): ok.
HotStacey331: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is now reading the whole conversation and laughing it up! GET EVEN! Have the bot talk to all your friends by visiting <a href="http://aim.wasystems.net">http://aim.wasystems.net</a>

[Moddy]

OMFG PWNT BEEBO!! !HAHAHHHAHAAHH

[Chronoglass]

ha ha ha

[Beebo]

Man, that was great GNR :).

Hmm.. who shall be my next target.

[enervate]

Solution:

Don't suck at the intarweb.

[PsychoSilva]

hehe this is fun!!!


MadDancer1320(04:06:47): Whats up?
noahdonish(04:06:57): nothing, whose this?
MadDancer1320(04:07:08): Stacey 17/f/Ca.
noahdonish(04:07:27): how'd u get my sn?
MadDancer1320(04:07:39): A friend said we would get along, I dunno.
noahdonish(04:08:13): whose your friend? lol
MadDancer1320(04:08:23): i don't know, do you?
noahdonish(04:08:46): i dunno, so what part of california are you in?
MadDancer1320(04:08:53): thats nice.
noahdonish(04:09:36): what part of ca. do u live in?
MadDancer1320(04:09:47): I live in Los Angeles, CA. you?
noahdonish(04:09:54): Sacramento
MadDancer1320(04:10:03): i hate my little brother, he is such a pain.
noahdonish(04:10:15): oh lord, i know who told u about me ;)
MadDancer1320(04:10:23): sorry, i am forgetful lol.
noahdonish(04:10:42): im narrowed between 3 people
noahdonish(04:10:42): either aaron rift, mike nagel, or jeff meacham
MadDancer1320(04:10:55): your pretty cute!
noahdonish(04:11:32): lol where did u see my pic?
MadDancer1320(04:11:44): my bird just bit me :-\.
MadDancer1320(04:11:56): im pretty bored, so I'm surfing AIMAwayMessages.com it's pretty cool, lots of funny away messages, what do you think?
noahdonish(04:12:30): anyway, what do u know about me?
MadDancer1320(04:12:39): Sometimes.
MadDancer1320(04:13:47): Your not talking
MadDancer1320(04:14:49): hey, ya there?
MadDancer1320(04:15:57): Please talk to me
MadDancer1320: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is now reading the whole conversation and laughing it up! GET EVEN! Have the bot talk to all your friends by visiting http://aim.wasystems.net

[PsychoSilva]

got him 2 times in ten mins

Roar1011(04:19:07): i got a wrestling question for you mr donish
noahdonish(04:19:28): this is stacey again, isint it
Roar1011(04:19:35): do you know a lot about computer?
noahdonish(04:19:44): and i know this because of the same font
Roar1011(04:19:57): thats nice.
noahdonish(04:19:57): i can rebuild computers
noahdonish(04:19:57): who is this?
Roar1011(04:20:06): thats nice.
noahdonish(04:20:12): who is this?
Roar1011(04:20:26): Sorry, my name is Stacey.
noahdonish(04:21:06): and your 17?
Roar1011(04:21:21): all these reality shows on tv suck :-\ you like any of them.
noahdonish(04:21:44): i like a few
noahdonish(04:21:51): i mainly watch wrestling
Roar1011(04:21:54): thats nice.
noahdonish(04:21:58): this is strange, tell me more about yourself
Roar1011(04:22:09): you want me to tell you?
noahdonish(04:22:52): ya, i wanna know how u got my aim sn :)
noahdonish(04:22:58): im just curious, lol
Roar1011(04:23:03): i think we know each other, dont we?
noahdonish(04:23:24): i live 600 miles away from you so i dont think thats
possible
Roar1011(04:23:32): I live in Los Angeles, CA. you?
noahdonish(04:23:37): i live in sacramento
Roar1011(04:23:50): thats cool.
Roar1011(04:24:19): im pretty bored, so I'm surfing <a
href="http://www.AIMAwayMessages.com">AIMAwayMessages.com</a> it's pretty cool,
lots of funny away messages, what do you think?
Roar1011(04:24:51): uh hello? why aren't you talking?
noahdonish(04:25:05): i feel like im talking to an AI
Roar1011(04:25:16): do you often feel you feel like im talking to an ai?
noahdonish(04:26:11): how big are your breasts?
Roar1011(04:26:17): yo?
noahdonish(04:26:35): just checking
Roar1011(04:26:44): what did you do today?
noahdonish(04:26:54): masturbated, how about you?
Roar1011(04:27:01): blah who cares about me :'(.
noahdonish(04:27:41): can you tell me what an AIM bot is?
Roar1011(04:27:50): you want me to tell you?
noahdonish(04:28:15): you are an alteration of an alice bot
Roar1011(04:28:24): leave me out of this. i did nothing wrong.
noahdonish(04:28:24): you are not from los angeles, you are a computer program
typing automated messages to me
Roar1011(04:28:34): I live in Los Angeles, CA. you?
Roar1011: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is now
reading the whole conversation and laughing it up! GET EVEN! Have the bot talk
to all your friends by visiting <a
href="http://aim.wasystems.net">http://aim.wasystems.net</a>

[PsychoSilva]

here is the guy am messing with http://nolspath.no-ip.info/eawrestling/insidescoop/noah.jpg

[Donnie_Doritos]

Your friend loses at the internet... and life

[Burden]

God I love this thing :dfu:

MadDancer1320(04:56:27): Hey its sexy Jimmy
RabidMunkyJ(04:56:48): oh yeah
RabidMunkyJ(04:56:51): who's this?
MadDancer1320(04:56:57): Ok.
RabidMunkyJ(04:57:33): huh?
MadDancer1320(04:57:49): do you have a gf/bf?
RabidMunkyJ(04:58:04): no, I don't
MadDancer1320(04:58:15): thats nice.
RabidMunkyJ(04:58:28): who is this?
MadDancer1320(04:58:43): Stacey 17/f/Ca.
RabidMunkyJ(04:59:07): well...how do you know who I am?
MadDancer1320(04:59:19): you are you, and i am myself.
RabidMunkyJ(04:59:43): that sounds like something from those crappy matrix sequels
MadDancer1320(04:59:53): what is ur favorite movie?
MadDancer1320(05:00:55): hey, ya there?
RabidMunkyJ(05:01:03): I'd probably have to go with star wars, off the top of my head
MadDancer1320(05:01:14): in some way, i feel i can relate to r2d2.
MadDancer1320(05:01:36): im pretty bored, so I'm surfing <a href="http://www.AIMAwayMessages.com">AIMAwayMessages.com</a> it's pretty cool, lots of funny away messages, what do you think?
RabidMunkyJ(05:01:50): hello
MadDancer1320(05:02:03): what r u up to?
RabidMunkyJ(05:02:08): guess
MadDancer1320(05:02:19): i hate my little brother, he is such a pain.
RabidMunkyJ(05:02:26): well said
MadDancer1320(05:02:34): what kind of movies do you like?
RabidMunkyJ(05:02:46): am I talking to a bot?
MadDancer1320(05:02:54): i don't know, do you?
RabidMunkyJ(05:02:59): yeah...
MadDancer1320(05:03:12): Ok.
MadDancer1320(05:04:20): Your not talking
RabidMunkyJ(05:04:52): I know
MadDancer1320(05:05:00): lol ok.
RabidMunkyJ(05:05:59): how do you know me?
MadDancer1320(05:06:11): Your not talking
MadDancer1320: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is now reading the whole conversation and laughing it up! GET EVEN! Have the bot talk to all your friends by visiting <a href="http://aim.wasystems.net">http://aim.wasystems.net</a>

[PsychoSilva]

beebo is so mean pwnage OMGHI2U


BlueBerry1061: Hey, Long time no see...
w00tin Beebo: omglolwtf
BlueBerry1061 do u have any pets?
w00tin Beebo: SPAM
w00tin Beebo: DO YOU SUCK DICK?!?!?!?!??!?!
BlueBerry1061: hmmm, what do you want to talk about?
w00tin Beebo: SPAM
BlueBerry1061: What school do you go to?
w00tin Beebo: IM IN JAIL
BlueBerry1061: Do you get good grades in school or r you out of school?
w00tin Beebo: WHAT IS SCHOOL!?!?!??!?!??!
BlueBerry1061: we were discussing you -- not me.
w00tin Beebo: OMGLOLWTFSPAM:?
BlueBerry1061: Your pretty cute!
w00tin Beebo: no, im a barbic mexican with yellow teeth a 2 inch tweeter and a beer belly bigger than john candys
BlueBerry1061(12:54:19): Why no no im a barbic mexican with yellow teeth a inch tweeter a beer belly bigger than john candys?
w00tin Beebo(12:54:42): no no, you are a GAY FAGGOT OMG LOL
w00tin Beebo(12:54:46): WANNA CYBER?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?
BlueBerry1061(12:54:53): why no i am a gay faggot oh your god laughing out loud?
w00tin Beebo(12:55:02): FUCK YOU :O
w00tin Beebo(12:55:06): SUCK
w00tin Beebo(12:55:07): MY
w00tin Beebo(12:55:09): BALLS :O
BlueBerry1061(12:55:16): What bitch?
w00tin Beebo(12:55:21): Yeah motha fucka
w00tin Beebo(12:55:24): suck my left and right
BlueBerry1061(12:55:28): Ok.
w00tin Beebo(12:55:37): you say something cracker?
BlueBerry1061(12:55:45): why r you concerned over me?
w00tin Beebo(12:55:46): don't make me get in my cadd
BlueBerry1061(12:55:53): hmmm, what do you want to talk about?
w00tin Beebo(12:55:54): drive over in my escalaid
w00tin Beebo(12:56:00): and shoot up your hood motha fucka >:|
BlueBerry1061(12:56:03): it is sooo hot here! whats your weather like there?
w00tin Beebo(12:56:12): i am masturbating
w00tin Beebo(12:56:14): i would not know
BlueBerry1061(12:56:21): Thats nice.
BlueBerry1061(12:56:39): im pretty bored, so I'm surfing AIMAwayMessages it's pretty cool, lots of funny away messages, what do you think?
w00tin Beebo(12:56:51): hmm
w00tin Beebo(12:56:55): im pretty bored so im surfing this website
w00tin Beebo(12:56:58): goatse cx
BlueBerry1061(12:57:01): Have you done anything exciting today?
w00tin Beebo(12:57:10): I masturbated :?
BlueBerry1061(12:57:21): thats nice.
w00tin Beebo(12:57:28): FUCK YOU :?
BlueBerry1061(12:57:39): How rude, I just want to have a friendly conversation with you, my therapist says its good to meet new people.
w00tin Beebo(12:57:51): my doctor says that i am overweight
w00tin Beebo(12:58:00): i told him to fuck himself and beat him to death with a cleanex box
BlueBerry1061(12:58:04): thats nice.
w00tin Beebo(12:59:20): hey
BlueBerry1061(12:59:21): yo?
w00tin Beebo(12:59:21): guess what
w00tin Beebo(12:59:23): die
BlueBerry1061(12:59:34): Have we talked b4?
w00tin Beebo(12:59:54): No.
w00tin Beebo(12:59:58): Learn how to spell fucknut.
BlueBerry1061(1:00:09): yea.
BlueBerry1061(1:01:12): uh hello? why aren't you talking?
w00tin Beebo(1:01:18): because
w00tin Beebo(1:01:19): you are a bot
w00tin Beebo(1:01:26): and its quite obvious
BlueBerry1061: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is now reading the whole conversation and laughing it up! GET EVEN! Have the bot talk to all your friends by visiting

[Beebo]

Jee.. Could i have not known that was a bot? :rolleyes:

[PsychoSilva]

nna not at all but i like what you said LOL

[Donnie_Doritos]

BlueBerry10076(02:35:34): lets go drinkin, hit my cell up
TeaZnBuDah(02:35:43): who the hell is this
BlueBerry10076(02:35:51): I'm Stacey.
TeaZnBuDah(02:35:56): u know who this is?
BlueBerry10076(02:36:05): Stacey 17/f/Ca.
TeaZnBuDah(02:36:10): wtf
TeaZnBuDah(02:36:15): stacey who?
BlueBerry10076(02:36:18): i've got no idea.
TeaZnBuDah(02:36:24): this is bob 49 white male
BlueBerry10076(02:36:36): have you heard Throw it up by Lil Jon and Eastside Boyz? it sounds so sweet with a couple nice subs.
TeaZnBuDah(02:36:36): east texas
TeaZnBuDah(02:36:40): where the cows roam free
BlueBerry10076(02:36:45): so do u have a job?
TeaZnBuDah(02:36:48): yeah
TeaZnBuDah(02:36:52): i herd those cows
TeaZnBuDah(02:36:56): they not free no more
BlueBerry10076(02:36:58): Alright.
TeaZnBuDah(02:37:29): aye for reals tho how u get my sn?
BlueBerry10076(02:37:37): a friend said we would get along, i dunno.
TeaZnBuDah(02:37:42): oh
BlueBerry10076(02:37:54): Have we talked b4?
TeaZnBuDah(02:37:57): this sn is not mine ... so
BlueBerry10076(02:38:08): Ah but you are...
TeaZnBuDah(02:38:26): hehe then who am i?
BlueBerry10076(02:38:39): You r you, and I am myself.
TeaZnBuDah(02:38:50): i c
BlueBerry10076(02:38:59): thats nice.
TeaZnBuDah(02:39:10): yes it is
BlueBerry10076(02:39:19): Ok.
TeaZnBuDah(02:39:42): so who is ur friend?
BlueBerry10076(02:39:59): What school do u go to?
TeaZnBuDah(02:40:16): sac city
BlueBerry10076(02:40:27): what school do u go to?
TeaZnBuDah(02:40:39): jackman
BlueBerry10076(02:40:49): im pretty bored, so I'm surfing <a href="http://www.AIMAwayMessages.com">AIMAwayMessages.com</a> it's pretty cool, lots of funny away messages, what do you think?
TeaZnBuDah(02:41:47): damn too much shit i don't wanna go through them hehe feel kinda lazy
BlueBerry10076(02:41:54): uh hello? why aren't you talking?
TeaZnBuDah(02:42:29): hellos?
TeaZnBuDah(02:42:31): hellos?
BlueBerry10076(02:42:40): what did you do today?
TeaZnBuDah(02:42:52): i went to work
BlueBerry10076(02:43:03): thats nice.
TeaZnBuDah(02:43:03): cows were crazy today
BlueBerry10076(02:43:18): all these reality shows on tv suck :-\ you like any of them.
TeaZnBuDah(02:43:32): nah not really
BlueBerry10076(02:43:40): absolutely! what did u expect?
TeaZnBuDah(02:43:48): aye i think our conversation would be better if u told me who ur friend was
TeaZnBuDah(02:43:57): oh shit i know who ur friend is
BlueBerry10076(02:43:58): sorry, i am forgetful lol.
TeaZnBuDah(02:44:24): aye if i guess who ur friend is would u lie?
BlueBerry10076(02:44:38): thats nice.
TeaZnBuDah(02:45:10): oh wells... chat with u nezt time blue berry... gots to go... i like blue berrys btw ... MMmmmMmMmmm
BlueBerry10076(02:45:24): I'm not sure, do u think somethings up?
The user has signed off or has blocked the bot! Conversation ended...

[Burden]

That guy had no idea what was going on...

[Donnie_Doritos]

Yea, I play to get him again when he comes back online. He too fails at life