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Moddy
11-12-2003, 11:14 AM
Gawd I'm a fat fuckin pig.

Breakfast: Biscuits n Gravy and a cup of coffee over @ The Goldminer.

Lunch: 1 Pork Chop, a bunch of corn, a piece of cornbread (homemade, of course), a banana, a liter (WTF?) of water, a soda, and a sack of M&M's.

Dinner: Tonite is Jr.'s birthday - so we will be hittin Spaghetti Factory tonite I suspect. I will be enjoying a meat lovers combo, at least 2 beers, and of course spumoni <sp?> ice cream for dessert.

Yes, I'm a big fat ass.

"My name is MyKuL and I have a problem - I love to eat. I fucking LOVE to eat!"

FairyQueen
11-12-2003, 11:36 AM
okay now I feel like I have not eaten enough I think I will have to upgrade from my one kitkat bar to something of more substance..

VitaMan
11-12-2003, 11:38 AM
Originally posted by MyKuL
I LOVE fucking, to eat!


Fixed.

codemachine
11-12-2003, 03:58 PM
damn, I'm a fat ass too, but all I've had to eat today is 2 PB&J's with a glass of milk, and a liter of Code Red... wtf is wrong with my metabolism?

atsui
11-12-2003, 04:09 PM
bagel w/ cream cheese
cheese itz
2 almond joys
lemon heads
2 pepsis

and that's only cause i was too broke to eat lunch. damn it hate 'office jobs.' all i do is snack at work! :(

Chronoglass
11-12-2003, 04:50 PM
2 bagels

atsui
11-12-2003, 05:09 PM
AH! what are you doing online! you're supposed to be working. not catching me at ditching school!!

antishatter
11-12-2003, 05:52 PM
y dont u try drinking a cup of red tea at dinner instead of beer or soda it can actually reduce the amount of fat you body stores from that meanl and dont make fun of me for this post i only no it cause my dad had his cholesteral checked and thats what the doc said to do

Moddy
11-12-2003, 07:05 PM
Originally posted by antishatter
y dont u try drinking a cup of red tea at dinner instead of beer or soda it can actually reduce the amount of fat you body stores from that meanl and dont make fun of me for this post i only no it cause my dad had his cholesteral checked and thats what the doc said to do

Where can you buy said "red tea?" I'm interested.

Anasazi
11-12-2003, 07:53 PM
Originally posted by antishatter
y dont u try drinking a cup of red tea at dinner instead of beer or soda it can actually reduce the amount of fat you body stores from that meanl and dont make fun of me for this post i only no it cause my dad had his cholesteral checked and thats what the doc said to do

Are you out of your freaking mind!!!!! Something instead of Beer!!!!
I just about had a heart attack!!:beer:

PsychoSilva
11-12-2003, 08:43 PM
lets see meal for day

morning: soda (need one to wake up for school)
lunch: nothing but another soda and some chips
after school: nothing but water and alot of running (because of tennis)
home after tennis: a few cookies and another soda
night class: another soda to stay awake and some corn nuts
dinner which was at 9:00 carls jr, western jr, chil fires, and yet another soda

on week days with school and tennis there is alot of in take of soda to keep me going, but weekends are a differnt story...

enervate
11-12-2003, 09:41 PM
Say hello to diabetes.

Hoss
11-12-2003, 11:09 PM
Breakfast - Mountain Dew on top of bile from last night's binge.
Lunch - TD's BBQ TriTip sandwich with a Sprite sponsored by Tanqueray.
Dinner - some bitchin Chicken & stuffing thing + 8 beers.

I'm catching up to you fat ass, I mean Mikey.

DeadLamb
11-12-2003, 11:30 PM
Breakfast - a small candy bar as I watch someone drink Mountain Dew for breakfast.

Lunch - small berries from the bushes outside of TD's as I watch someone else eat BBQ TriTip sandwich with Sprite sponsored by Tanqueray.

Dinner - Left over sandwich I hid the night before as I watch someone eat some Chicken / stuffing and 8 beers.

:scared:

Anasazi
11-13-2003, 03:55 AM
Originally posted by PsychoSilva
on week days with school and tennis there is alot of in take of soda to keep me going, but weekends are a differnt story...


As in, even more soda is consumed.


I notice that all that soda has greatly improved your grammar skills.:D

torman
11-13-2003, 08:21 AM
food - I think i've had 1 krispy kreme in the last 36 hours. Well, other than gallons of semen.

Anasazi
11-13-2003, 08:24 AM
Originally posted by torman
food - I think i've had 1 krispy kreme in the last 36 hours. Well, other than gallons of semen.

At least you're getting your protein. :D

VitaMan
11-13-2003, 08:26 AM
Breakfast: fruit smoothie protein shake
Lunch: Chicken fettucini alfredo (leftovers)
Dinner: grilled chicken salad
After: 2 margaritas in the hot tub

torman
11-13-2003, 08:31 AM
haha fettucini alfredo; isn't that grown-up mac 'n' cheese?

Moddy
11-13-2003, 08:38 AM
Originally posted by torman
haha fettucini alfredo; isn't that grown-up mac 'n' cheese?

Sorta - it's flat noodles in some white sauce or something. All I know is that I couldn't finish it - bleh !!!

torman
11-13-2003, 11:20 AM
that was rhetorical, it's essentially cream sauce

Moddy
11-13-2003, 11:25 AM
Originally posted by torman
that was rhetorical, it's essentially cream sauce :)

Moddy
11-14-2003, 08:54 AM
Originally posted by DeadLamb
Breakfast - a small candy bar as I watch someone drink Mountain Dew for breakfast.

Lunch - small berries from the bushes outside of TD's as I watch someone else eat BBQ TriTip sandwich with Sprite sponsored by Tanqueray.

Dinner - Left over sandwich I hid the night before as I watch someone eat some Chicken / stuffing and 8 beers.

:scared:

OMG! LOL!

Moddy
11-14-2003, 08:55 AM
Originally posted by Hoss
Breakfast - Mountain Dew on top of bile from last night's binge.
Lunch - TD's BBQ TriTip sandwich with a Sprite sponsored by Tanqueray.
Dinner - some bitchin Chicken & stuffing thing + 8 beers.

I'm catching up to you fat ass, I mean Mikey.
You got a LOT more work to do boy :) Besides, you burn off more calories per day now that you have a pet, than I do per week. :D

Hoss
11-14-2003, 09:27 AM
Yea, but the pet does everything for me, Ohh ohh, I get it ;)

Moddy
11-14-2003, 09:30 AM
Originally posted by Hoss
Yea, but the pet does everything for me, Ohh ohh, I get it ;)

HAHHAHAHHAHAA!!! :)

FAngel
11-14-2003, 09:34 AM
Gotta watch out for those "pets" though, they can sometime turn into "partners" which over time have the negeative effect of the "pets".

antishatter
11-17-2003, 08:40 PM
u can get red tea at ne super market

atsui
11-17-2003, 10:15 PM
I'm sick. :(

breakfast:bagel w/ strawberry cream cheese
lunch: coughdrops and tea
dinner: homemade chicken noodle soup (i make damn good soup) and nyquil.

Moddy
11-18-2003, 06:52 AM
Originally posted by Girl_Monster
...and nyquil.

Teh big "Q" is AWESOME. Best medicine EVER.

Bullfrog
11-18-2003, 07:20 AM
Originally posted by MyKuL
Teh big "Q" is AWESOME. Best medicine EVER.

You only like it because of the Alcohol content. :toast:

Anasazi
11-18-2003, 07:46 AM
Originally posted by Bullfrog
You only like it because of the Alcohol content. :toast:


<Homer>
Mmmmmm Alcohol