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Gremlin
11-10-2005, 09:16 PM
WASHINGTON (Reuters) -- Conservative Christian broadcaster Pat Robertson told citizens of a Pennsylvania town that they had rejected God by voting their school board out of office for supporting "intelligent design" and warned them Thursday not to be surprised if disaster struck.

Robertson, a former Republican presidential candidate and founder of the influential Christian Broadcasting Network and Christian Coalition, has made similar apocalyptic warnings and provocative statements before.

Last summer, he hit the headlines by calling for the assassination of leftist Venezuelan Present Hugo Chavez, one of President George W. Bush's most vocal international critics.

"I'd like to say to the good citizens of Dover: if there is a disaster in your area, don't turn to God, you just rejected Him from your city," Robertson said on his daily television show broadcast from Virginia, "The 700 Club."

"And don't wonder why He hasn't helped you when problems begin, if they begin. I'm not saying they will, but if they do, just remember, you just voted God out of your city. And if that's the case, don't ask for His help because he might not be there," he said.

The 700 Club claims a daily audience of around one million. It is also broadcast around the world translated into more than 70 languages.

In voting on Tuesday, eight Dover, Pennsylvania, school board members up for re-election lost their seats after trying to introduce a statement on "intelligent design" to high school biology students.

Adherents of intelligent design argue that certain forms in nature are too complex to have evolved through natural selection and must have been created by a "designer." Opponents say it is the latest attempt by conservatives to introduce religion into the school science curriculum.

The Dover case sparked a trial in federal court that gained nationwide attention after the school board was sued by parents backed by the American Civil Liberties Union. The board ordered schools to read students a short statement in biology classes informing them that the theory of evolution is not established fact and that gaps exist in it.

The statement mentioned intelligent design as an alternate theory and recommended students read a book that explained the theory further. A decision in the case is expected before the end of the year.

In 1998, Robertson warned the city of Orlando, Florida that it risked hurricanes, earthquakes and terrorist bombs after it allowed homosexual organizations to put up rainbow flags in support of sexual diversity.


Wow did I miss the news? When did this freaking moron became the speaker of god?? He runs the 700 drunking club or whatever and he thinks he is the speaker of God?? Does he not read the bible where it says thou shall no commit blasphemy?? Yet he has his own show.

FreedomFGHTR
11-10-2005, 10:08 PM
I can imagine this happening
The Setting: Gods sitting place
Time frame: Right after Pat's Death

God: So are you ready for the after life?
PR: Yep, I've followed your will blah blah blah
God: Good because you can enjoy hell
PR: WTF!!!
God: Hey didn't you read the part of the bible that talks about adding or taking away from my words?
PR: huh? ya...
God: Well then obviously you know what the punishment is...
PR: What are you talking about?
God: Since told everyone that your agenda was the reasoning behind what I do when I'm bored
PR: Oh you mean the disasters as punishment thing?
God: That would be the one
PR:oh.....
God: Since you made me look like an ass in front of millions of people you will have to face the consequences
---Satan Appears Next to PR---
Satan: Thanks PR for making my job a lot easier.
Satan: Its looks like we both have things in common, like telling people what God will really do
PR: Goto Hell Satan
Satan: Thats the plan and your comming with me
God: :dfu: let that be a lesson now I just have to deal with Darth Sidious err Pope Benedict XVI

BreadMan
11-11-2005, 01:02 AM
Originally posted by Gremlin

In 1998, Robertson warned the city of Orlando, Florida that it risked hurricanes

OH NOES!!!!!!!!!111

BreadMan
11-11-2005, 01:04 AM
umm, wtf? img tags banned in teh playpen?

Anasazi
11-11-2005, 01:38 AM
Originally posted by BreadMan
umm, wtf? img tags banned in teh playpen?



No.



Just for you. :)

Repairman Jack
11-11-2005, 08:56 AM
I'd say Pat Robertson is an idiot, but idiots aren't that stupid.

EVERYONE knows that Florida has a risk of hurricanes. That risk was there long before this planet
was cursed by Pat Robertson's birth and it will be there long after we're blessed with his extinction.

Originally posted by BreadMan

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Originally posted by Gremlin

In 1998, Robertson warned the city of Orlando, Florida that it risked hurricanes
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Chronoglass
11-11-2005, 09:26 AM
oh yeah! well california is going to have earthquakes!

and the dust bowl, will perish under tornados!

fear my divine knowledge!

BIGKahuna
11-11-2005, 10:56 AM
Pat Robertson is a freak radical. Each side has theirs and Pat Robertson represents the far right side of Radicals.

The older he gets the more out of whack he is. Did he not call for someones assassination earlier?

BreadMan
11-11-2005, 11:42 AM
Originally posted by Anasazi
No.



Just for you. :)

Eh? What'd I do?

Moddy
11-11-2005, 11:45 AM
Originally posted by BreadMan
Eh? What'd I do? They're disabled for everyone.

Chronoglass
11-11-2005, 03:55 PM
Originally posted by MyKuL
They're disabled for everyone.

by everyone, he means you

Anasazi
11-11-2005, 06:29 PM
Originally posted by Chronoglass
by everyone, he means you

BreadMan
11-12-2005, 12:42 AM
http://www.fusionlangaming.net/1104/khan1.jpg

Man, its just so much less effective... :(

BreadMan
11-12-2005, 12:44 AM
hey wait a minute...!

...

ok screw you guys...:fu: