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Swagger
11-07-2005, 05:38 PM
Got this as a joke email. Found it pretty funny.


President Bush May Send Up To 5 Marines For French Assistance
11/4/2005 - Shelby Trial

President Bush has authorized the Joint Chiefs to begin drawing up a
battle plan to pull France's ass out of the fire again. Facing an apparent
overwhelming force of up to 400 pissed off teenagers Mr. Bush doubts
France's ability to hold off the little pissants. "Hell, if the last two
world wars are any indication, I would expect France to surrender any day now", said Bush.

Joint Chiefs head, Gen. Peter Pace, warned the President that it might be
necessary to send up to 5 marines to get things under control. The general admitted that 5 marines may be overkill but he wanted to get this thing under control within 24 hours of arriving on scene. He stated he was having a hard time finding even one marine to help those ungrateful bastards out for a third time but thought that he could persuade a few women marines to do the job before they went on pregnancy leave.

President Bush asked Gen. Pace to get our marines out of there as soon as possible after order was restored. He also reminded Gen. Pace to make sure the marines did not take soap, razors, or deodorant with them. The least they stand out the better.
FreedomFGHTR
11-07-2005, 09:09 PM
If it weren't for them we would still be a colony of england...
Swagger
11-07-2005, 11:13 PM
Originally posted by FreedomFGHTR
If it weren't for them we would still be a colony of england...

No if it weren't for the brave ancestors of that land....They have no semblance of what the inhabitance of that place were. They deserve no recognition for the accomplishments of the fore-bears of that land.
Ash
11-08-2005, 05:24 AM
Originally posted by Swagger
No if it weren't for the brave ancestors of that land....They have no semblance of what the inhabitance of that place were. They deserve no recognition for the accomplishments of the fore-bears of that land.

Originally posted by Swagger
Got this as a joke email. Found it pretty funny.
"Hell, if the last two
world wars are any indication, I would expect France to surrender any day now"


yeah but we saved them in two wars...oh...thats the hidden point above..:eek:
Repairman Jack
11-09-2005, 03:28 PM
Hmmmmmm, that sounds just like his plan for Iraq, and we know how well that plan has worked out...:rolleyes:

Originally posted by Swagger
Got this as a joke email. Found it pretty funny.


President Bush May Send Up To 5 Marines For French Assistance
11/4/2005 - Shelby Trial

President Bush has authorized the Joint Chiefs to begin drawing up a
battle plan to pull France's ass out of the fire again. Facing an apparent
overwhelming force of up to 400 pissed off teenagers Mr. Bush doubts
France's ability to hold off the little pissants. "Hell, if the last two
world wars are any indication, I would expect France to surrender any day now", said Bush.

Joint Chiefs head, Gen. Peter Pace, warned the President that it might be
necessary to send up to 5 marines to get things under control. The general admitted that 5 marines may be overkill but he wanted to get this thing under control within 24 hours of arriving on scene. He stated he was having a hard time finding even one marine to help those ungrateful bastards out for a third time but thought that he could persuade a few women marines to do the job before they went on pregnancy leave.

President Bush asked Gen. Pace to get our marines out of there as soon as possible after order was restored. He also reminded Gen. Pace to make sure the marines did not take soap, razors, or deodorant with them. The least they stand out the better. :rolleyes:
Swagger
11-09-2005, 03:44 PM
Originally posted by Repairman Jack
Hmmmmmm, that sounds just like his plan for Iraq, and we know how well that plan has worked out.

Ooooh yeah

http://www.fusionlangaming.net/1105/awwwyeah.JPG

They became huge Rocky fans over there.