Pope

[Bunnyslayer]

I have no idea why somebody would come to me like I give a crap, but the office wench came in going "A New Pope! Yay!" well the yay was added in. Uh... I care? Anyway, good way to get dumb catholic wannabe to go away, the phrase "Don't use a condom." Ended that conversation. Hell the wannabe probably doesn't even know what that is in reference to.

But yay new pope whoopee. This guy is 78 so we'll be doing this again in a few years. Yay!

[Poncho]

And he is a Nazi..... w00t. ^^

[Bunnyslayer]

Now office wench is pondering how they get the smoke to turn white... help me. I told her it's a miracle which was not well received. Oh well.

[Moddy]

German Pope - let the joke start there. It's jewish smoke maybe?

[Gremlin]

He sucks and his face looks evil and not friendly at all. Most people on the net do not like him allready.

They burn the ballots with chemicals to make the smoke go white depending if they exlected a new pope or black if the first ballot fails.

http://www.fusionlangaming.net/0405/pope.jpg

[Moddy]

Originally posted by Gremlin
They burn the ballots with chemicals to make the smoke go white or black.


Actually the white smoke is the hair of the decesased pope. This has gone on since the 1800's. There has never been a bald pope - ever wonder why?

[Bunnyslayer]

Shhh. It's a miracle goddamnit. Make em a saint. Why couldn't he be a Polish Pope. they have better hats :(

[Gremlin]

ROFL

[Moddy]

Originally posted by Bunnyslayer
Shhh. It's a miracle goddamnit. Make em a saint. Why couldn't he be a Polish Pope. they have better hats :(

I know why he couldn't be an American pope - not enough little boys in the Vatican -

[Bunnyslayer]

Just set up a "Wonderland" and they will come. Well maybe not, look at EuroDisney...

I'm sure you could smuggle a few under your robes. Could come 2 at a time just liike Noah. Hell here I come.

[DeadLamb]

Eh still interesting to see who they pick and so on.. Just out of respect for the level of world power the pope commands..

Would like to see someone a little more in touch with the modern world then man in his late 70's as pope but then again one could argue that almost any church leader is out of touch with the modern world.

Well except for Scientology of course.. "MUHAHAHAH!!! Stupid man animal!!" Now THAT is a leader!!!!

[.:Blitzkrieg:.]

Originally posted by Gremlin
He sucks and his face looks evil and not friendly at all. Most people on the net do not like him allready.

They burn the ballots with chemicals to make the smoke go white depending if they exlected a new pope or black if the first ballot fails.

http://www.fusionlangaming.net/0405/pope.jpg

Yea, he is really evil looking. I don't really care about the pope but I'm going to have to see him a lot on TV so he could atleast be nice looking.

[Bunnyslayer]

Originally posted by DeadLamb
Well except for Scientology of course.. "MUHAHAHAH!!! Stupid man animal!!" Now THAT is a leader!!!!

http://www.fusionlangaming.net/0405/Battlefield Pope 3.jpg

[fishmonger]

I think the new pope looks like Darth Sidious.

http://www.fusionlangaming.net/0405/story.pope.benedict.01.jpg
http://www.fusionlangaming.net/0405/image.jpg