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Moddy
04-03-2005, 06:12 PM
BWAHAAHHAHAHAAA!

I have SO many jokes about this, I just don't know where to start. OH WAIT - HOW BOUT RITE HERE? :tinfoil: :tinfoil:


The Big Dance
============
It's time for the Big One!!!! MillionManLan 4, held June 23-26,
continues Lanwar's long tradition of kick a$$ parties. Last year, MML3
broke the 1,250 gamer mark with 1,263 BYOC gamers in attendance and over
150 spectators.

As always MML will be once again hosting official tourneys. Tourneys
are announced each week. Each PC tournament will be held in The
Official MML Game Arena, consisting of 24 custom built high-end
computers!!! Last year MML awarded over $25,000 in cash and prizes.
MML's network consists of a Cisco Gigabit backbone with 100mb edge
switches to provide each gamer with a high-speed low lag experience.

MML is powered by Lanwar's staff, who has hosted 26 parties over the
past seven years for a grand total of 11,351 butts in seats! Tourneys,
tourney limits, rules, and additional information will be announced each
week and are subject to change.

The Registration
===========
Registration will open on Wednesday, April 6th, 2005 at 10pm EST. As
always, you will be able to pick your seat and pay. Get your family and
friends and be ready to get your seats together. Seats will go fast
so don't wait; coordinate your groups now in order to sit together.
Yes we will have gray seating available for entire teams to move into as
we do at our regular events, but as you know, if you wait too long to
request your move, those seats will be gone too. There are a lot of
groups coming.

The Pricing
========
Like last year, there will be two types of passes to choose from:

1 Day Pass = $30
Anytime Pass = $50

So what does this mean for you? The one day pass is pretty obvious; it
is good for a single given day that you choose at the time you register.
The anytime pass is good for all four days, or two or three days.

Also, something new for this event is the sleeping area for $10. We
will have a designated area for sleeping. Like last year you are not
allowed to sleep in the aisles, walkways, etc. Fire Marshall says
absolutely NO. So what we have done for this year, is to rent a bigger
hall so we will be able to have an area set up in the hall where you can
sleep and yes bring your mattresses or cot so you won't have to sleep on
the concrete. Bring your blankets as it does get cold. No tents
allowed.
Got questions??? Email me at bbabe@lanwar.com

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Qwertys
04-03-2005, 07:14 PM
gay.

Area51_FLG
04-03-2005, 07:51 PM
http://www.millionmanlan.com/

Donnie_Doritos
04-03-2005, 08:25 PM
Registration for the tourneys opens this Friday at 10:00pm. Here are the offical tourneys. Since Warcraft 3 and Starcraft tied we will run both tourneys. In addition we will be having another Texas Hold'em tourney as well as a HALO 2 XBOX Tourney! See you Friday!


o Texas Hold'em

oh shit lol

Gremlin
04-03-2005, 09:00 PM
Poncho they are calling your name :D

Bullfrog
04-04-2005, 07:30 AM
This could get ugly...

SpecOps
04-04-2005, 07:44 AM
Somebody say poker?

Moddy
04-04-2005, 08:22 AM
You sleep off your tiltness?

FreedomFGHTR
04-04-2005, 01:47 PM
LOL FLG could rape that poker tourney... roadtrip anyone?

blue_dirt
04-04-2005, 02:11 PM
So it's in Kentucky?

FreedomFGHTR
04-04-2005, 02:16 PM
Originally posted by blue_dirt
So it's in Kentucky?

Mmm Bourbon country. We could probably stop by the Knob Creek, Jim Beam, and Makers Mark distilleries.

Paladin
04-06-2005, 02:05 AM
Originally posted by FreedomFGHTR
Mmm Bourbon country. We could probably stop by the Knob Creek, Jim Beam, and Makers Mark distilleries.
that would be awesome, though i hear some of those towns are dry now (you cant buy a bottle of Jack in Knoxville)

And what kinda gay lan charges 30 bucks for a day? In the middle of buttfuck nowhere?
If it was on the west or east coast at least you'd have a chance of alot of the locals in, but nobody wants to go to Kentucky!

Bullfrog
04-06-2005, 07:29 AM
Actually Lanwar throws a pretty good event and they know what they are doing. They only do BIG body type events and have been very successful at it. IMO they are one of the few groups that gets little corporate backing to do this in the US. They have a good track record and if you wanted to do a road-trip you are going to get a good event for the effort.

FYI...The use a huge building on the University of Kentucky campus that is supposed to be next door to a Six Flags park. They get a ton of locals to attend on a regular basis.

Swagger
04-06-2005, 01:04 PM
Originally posted by Bullfrog
They get a ton of locals to attend on a regular basis.

Who will lure you out of the safety of the LAN.....For a fun little canoe trip....and then out of nowhere its dueling banjo’s and yer squealing like a pig.


I think Freedom Fighter is the only one prepared for that kinda action.

Boss99
04-06-2005, 02:01 PM
Originally posted by Swagger
Who will lure you out of the safety of the LAN.....For a fun little canoe trip....and then out of nowhere its dueling banjo’s and yer squealing like a pig.


I think Freedom Fighter is the only one prepared for that kinda action.

:ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL:

FreedomFGHTR
04-06-2005, 03:50 PM
Originally posted by Swagger
Who will lure you out of the safety of the LAN.....For a fun little canoe trip....and then out of nowhere its dueling banjo’s and yer squealing like a pig.


I think Freedom Fighter is the only one prepared for that kinda action.

Hey Just cause I live in Placerville.... yeah I guess I could take em on! I deal with em everyday... I think Moddy and Area51 could handle it too, they ain't no flatlanders anymore.... yeeee hawww

ok time for me to put down the jager

Swagger
04-06-2005, 04:13 PM
Originally posted by FreedomFGHTR
Hey Just cause I live in Placerville.... yeah I guess I could take em on! I deal with em everyday... I think Moddy and Area51 could handle it too, they ain't no flatlanders anymore.... yeeee hawww


I was talking more about being closer to man on man sodomy....Than living in a location with Questionable Mountain Men....But you might know something more about Mod and Area than the rest of us. :scared:

FreedomFGHTR
04-06-2005, 05:01 PM
Originally posted by Swagger
I was talking more about being closer to man on man sodomy....

<insert sarcastic witty insulting response here>

Swagger
04-06-2005, 05:26 PM
Originally posted by FreedomFGHTR
<insert sarcastic witty insulting response here>

Dude....talk about taking it way too far! LOL