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Gremlin
10-16-2003, 01:23 PM
What's Your BattleCry?? (http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php)

Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking across the fields! It is Gremlin, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with a spectacular roar, his voice cometh:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I slice through beating hearts like a mad dog who can only get madder!!"
Anasazi
10-16-2003, 01:26 PM
Who is that, prowling over the tundra! It is Anasazi, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with a spectacular roar, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to pulverize you like it's a new extreme sport, and sever every head in sight!!!"
BreadMan
10-16-2003, 01:34 PM
Skulking amidst the tundra, clutching a studded crowbar, cometh BreadMan! And he gives an ominous cry:

"I'm going to beat you beyond the end of time, then bake cookies!!!"


Dunno bout the cookies, but the crowbar might be doable. *goes and plays half-life*
VitaMan
10-16-2003, 01:41 PM
Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling over the desert! It is VitaMan, hands clutching a reflective halberd! And with a booming roar, his voice cometh:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I desecrate like a mad dog who can only get madder!!!"
Bullfrog
10-16-2003, 01:41 PM
Hark! Who is that, stalking along the freeway! It is Bullfrog, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a low howl, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to contort you until I am off parole!!"

WHO'S THE GANGSTA NOW!
Moddy
10-16-2003, 01:44 PM
Ugh - I sound homosexual -


Sprinting through the icy wasteland, carrying a piece of chainlink fence, cometh The Modfather! And he gives a booming roar:

"I'm going to flog you in such an unsafe manner, your timbers will shiver!!"
Poncho
10-16-2003, 01:56 PM
LOL....Best one ever.


Yea, verily: Who is that, striding along the tarmac! It is Poncho, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with a mighty bellow, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!!!"
Nol
10-16-2003, 02:46 PM
Stalking along the tarmac, wielding two hardened pitas, cometh Nol! And he gives an ominous scream:

"I'm going to punch you into your own personal hell!!!"


Hmmmm...
Silly
10-16-2003, 03:41 PM
Prowling over the tundra, carrying a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Silly! And he gives a mighty grunt:

"I'm going to spank you like it's my job!!"
DeadLamb
10-16-2003, 04:27 PM
Striding through the terrain, brandishing an oversized scalpel, cometh DeadLamb! And he gives a booming roar:

"I'm going to bruise you until Amnesty International campaigns against it!!"

muhahahah.......
PsychoSilva
10-16-2003, 04:59 PM
Zang! Who is that, rampaging along the plains! It is Psycho, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a bloodthirsty roar, his voice cometh:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I pilliage and burn like a klepto-pyro!!"
Nol
10-16-2003, 05:59 PM
So... are Psycho and I the only ones wielding food as our weapons?
Donnie_Doritos
10-16-2003, 06:07 PM
Skulking on the fields, carrying a meaty axe, cometh Donnie Doritos! And he gives a mighty grunt:

"I'm going to smash you with such zeal, you will drink poison and piss honey!"
VitaMan
10-16-2003, 06:42 PM
Originally posted by Silly
"I'm going to spank you like it's my job!!"

Whoa....

It really sounds like you need to pair up with Modfather and his "flogging". Then, for good measures, check in with Bullfrog who likes to "contort" his victims...

Damn, you 3 would be popular in San Francisco!
VitaMan
10-16-2003, 06:50 PM
Originally posted by PsychoSilva
"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I pilliage and burn like a klepto-pyro!!"

Perhaps you should have used your full FLG name... Though the first part is the same (you and your pitas), at least the 2nd part implies you finally get some action! :D


Skulking across the desert, brandishing two hardened pitas, cometh PsychoSilva! And he gives a vengeful howl:

"I'm going to pound you like a first grade teacher!!"
enervate
10-16-2003, 07:21 PM
Hark! Who is that, prowling on the steppes! It is =][=enervate, hands clutching a burning branch! He grunts gutterally:

"I'm seriously going to fuck you into the stuff of nightmares!!"
cookypuss
10-17-2003, 06:33 AM
Lo! Who is that, striding through the mini-mall parking lot! It is Cookypuss, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a mighty cry, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to fuck you backwards in time!!!"



w00t! :D
antishatter
10-17-2003, 06:21 PM
Skulking out of the plains, clutching buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Antishatter! And he gives a mighty grunt:

"I'm going to pulverize you beyond mortal comprehension, and grin like a fucking maniac!!"
Aksen
10-17-2003, 09:11 PM
Skulking over the tarmac, swinging a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Aksen! And he gives an ominous cry:

"I'm going to bludgeon you until you bleed puke, and plug you into a power plant!!"