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Area51_FLG
10-10-2003, 09:57 PM
OK, here's how it goes....I ask a yes or no question...
Next person answers and follows with a yes or no question of their own...
Example:
Do you like to play computer games?
You answer: Yes
Do you like to drink beer?
I've seen threads 6000+ replies...... Lets make history now!
P.S. I will edit or delete any message that doesn't fit the format. There are a shit load of threads on this board for you to type freely... This thread will maintain a small amount of structure.
DeadLamb
10-10-2003, 10:13 PM
No
Ever stole a beer?
termdec
10-10-2003, 10:47 PM
No
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
fishmonger
10-10-2003, 11:02 PM
Yes.
Do you like the idea of a woman with a horse?
Chronoglass
10-10-2003, 11:12 PM
Yes
how many licks would it take to get to the center of angelina jolie?
Cygnus
10-10-2003, 11:44 PM
2 hours non-stop.
What is the speed of dark?
**** the yes or no questions, this is more fun.
:cool:
Qwertys
10-11-2003, 12:46 AM
The speed of dark is inversely proportional to the speed of light. or, exponentially proportional to how late you stay up.
Is Fuseking a Fuse, or a King?
Silly
10-11-2003, 12:58 AM
Neither, and the speen of dark is equal to the speed of light.
Is this teh gheyst thread evar?
DeadLamb
10-11-2003, 08:06 AM
No
Free kittens.. Tasty food or cheap disposable pet?
Bullfrog
10-11-2003, 08:59 AM
Tasty food....
Do you like gladitor movies?
Moddy
10-11-2003, 09:19 AM
Tasty food....
Do you like gladitor movies?
No - I like glad he ate her movies.
Is anyone lookin forward to the 25th?
Silly
10-11-2003, 09:21 AM
I am!
Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
atsui
10-11-2003, 10:03 AM
yes. this one time, in a turkish prison..
good, bad, or are you the guy with the gun?
antishatter
10-11-2003, 12:01 PM
i am the guy with the gun
did u steal that from army of darness?
Area51_FLG
10-12-2003, 08:04 AM
No
I think this is some funny ass sh_t. Does anyone fing humor in reading these?
Moddy
10-12-2003, 08:17 AM
No
I think this is some funny ass sh_t. Does anyone fing humor in reading these?
I dont' know what fing is.
Do you speak a 2nd language???
No
Is this some new kind of beer?
Is it the jaw locking condition Beebo gets after multiple blowjobs?
Or... is it some new type of cleaning agent used to get rid of sekrats?
honestplayer
10-12-2003, 07:39 PM
Yes
do good girls swallow on the first date?
Yes!
where did all the voices go?
Area51_FLG
10-12-2003, 09:18 PM
No!
That was a dumb question. Why do you think he asked " Where did all the voices go"?
Moddy
10-12-2003, 09:39 PM
Originally posted by Area51_FBA
No!
That was a dumb question. Why do you think he asked " Where did all the voices go"?
Dunno.
But the REAL question is: WTF?
Yes, what the fuck.
But...fuck the what?
Aksen
10-13-2003, 07:34 AM
Fuck the Blue Man Group!
What is it with them anyway?
Moddy
10-13-2003, 07:45 AM
Originally posted by Aksen
Fuck the Blue Man Group!
What is it with them anyway?
I'm not sure anyone knows whats up w/ them -
Who invented flat head screws - and WTF was he thinking?
Area51_FLG
10-13-2003, 07:53 AM
Mr. Flathead
Are we gonna play any new games at .006?
Anasazi
10-13-2003, 10:41 AM
Yes.
What the hell is going on?
Area51_FLG
10-13-2003, 01:19 PM
Not sure
what other games are we gonna play?
Anasazi
10-13-2003, 01:23 PM
Originally posted by Area51_FBA
Not sure
what other games are we gonna play?
In mind....
Halo
Raven Shield
SOF2
Warcraft 3
Unreal Tournament
Savage I suppose
BF1942 and such
Jedi Academy
DFBHD
D2
Any others I missed?
FairyQueen
10-13-2003, 07:19 PM
I cant think of any..
Would you ever date a two headed chic?
DeadLamb
10-13-2003, 07:53 PM
yes being I have two nuts...
Could tonights football game (score of 29 to 0) be a bigger yawn?
Area51_FLG
10-13-2003, 08:01 PM
Yes it could... I stopped at the half
Isn't it cool watching 2 hot chicks kiss?
codemachine
10-13-2003, 08:23 PM
Yes
If pro is the opposite of con, doesn't that mean progress is the opposite of congress?
Yes, there are already too many fucking laws. Are they evar gonna say, hey people, let's take the rest of the year off.
Do we already have enough laws?
Area51_FLG
10-13-2003, 09:38 PM
No, lets add another 10,000,000.00 more, no one will know the difference
Anyone hear when the _uck Doom 3 is coming out?
Moddy
10-13-2003, 10:08 PM
Originally posted by Area51_FBA
Anyone hear when the _uck Doom 3 is coming out?
NO
OK, so um why is beer so good for me?
While the above is not a question that can be easily answered with a yes or a no, I hereby submit the following answer:
http://www.tastybrew.com/humor/quotes.html
Does that work for ya?
Anasazi
10-14-2003, 06:56 AM
Yes it does.
Are Hotdogs really that good?
Bullfrog
10-14-2003, 07:46 AM
Hell YES! I grew up on hot dogs, hamburgers, etc.
Should Modfather get a sex change?
Anasazi
10-14-2003, 07:48 AM
Yes, and I thought he already did.;)
Should Modfather wear spandex more often?
Bullfrog
10-14-2003, 07:55 AM
NO!
Should Modfather start drinking wine coolers?
Anasazi
10-14-2003, 07:59 AM
Yes. They match his skirts!
Does Modfather wear panties?
Area51_FLG
10-14-2003, 12:02 PM
NO, but I wish he did
Is anyone else as excited as I am for the 25th's LAN?
Bullfrog
10-14-2003, 12:07 PM
Yes....I think so? :rolleyes:
Does Modfather like the color pink?
Anasazi
10-14-2003, 12:08 PM
Yes. It matches his finger nails.
Does Modfather Shave his legs?
Bullfrog
10-14-2003, 02:57 PM
OH HELL NO!....Haven't you seen that wookie in a pair of shorts?
Should Modfather get colored contact lenses?
Area51_FLG
10-14-2003, 09:27 PM
Yes, anything would help that mug!!
Has everyone seens Hoss's new avatar?
Silly
10-14-2003, 10:14 PM
No, everyone hasn't...
What is it Hoss?
termdec
10-14-2003, 11:06 PM
Hoss isn't here.
Where the hell is he?
FairyQueen
10-15-2003, 12:07 AM
I dont know..
Did he make another trip to TD's?
got me
WTF is TD's? A gay bar?
Bullfrog
10-15-2003, 04:55 AM
No
Should Sillyass shave his head?
Anasazi
10-15-2003, 06:59 AM
Yes.
What's better than sex?
FairyQueen
10-15-2003, 07:09 AM
NOTHING
Do Umpa Lumpas really exist?
Anasazi
10-15-2003, 07:17 AM
Have you seen Girl Monster?:D
Where do midgets come from?
Bullfrog
10-15-2003, 07:54 AM
Originally posted by Anasazi
Have you seen Girl Monster?:D
Where do midgets come from?
Midget sex...where else?
Does Sacramento smell?
Anasazi
10-15-2003, 08:02 AM
Yes. Like old milk.
How old is Modfather?
FairyQueen
10-15-2003, 08:20 AM
I know I know 25 (hey it never hurts to try and get on his good side)
why do cold drinks get hot and hot drinks get cold?
Moddy
10-15-2003, 08:48 AM
Originally posted by FairyQueen
I know I know 25 (hey it never hurts to try and get on his good side)
why do cold drinks get hot and hot drinks get cold?
Equalization - there is a common ground for everything.
Do I really have a 'good' side???
Anasazi
10-15-2003, 09:53 AM
No, Trick question! You have no sides with that thar belly!
Does FQ==PsYcHo?
FairyQueen
10-15-2003, 10:17 AM
NO
I sill wanna know why hot drinks get cold and cold drinks get hot?
honestplayer
10-15-2003, 10:20 AM
ambient temperatures of air surrounding it.
what exactly does BAWLS taste like?
Anasazi
10-15-2003, 10:20 AM
Shit
Why does FQ ask so many questions?
FairyQueen
10-15-2003, 10:22 AM
cuz I can...
who thinks kickass should become a member of N'sync?
(just asking not trying to cause a problem)
Bullfrog
10-15-2003, 12:27 PM
Originally posted by FairyQueen
cuz I can...
who thinks kickass should become a member of N'sync?
(just asking not trying to cause a problem)
Who cares...it's N'sync.
Should you fart at the alter during your wedding?
Moddy
10-15-2003, 12:32 PM
Originally posted by Bullfrog
Who cares...it's N'sync.
Should you fart at the alter during your wedding?
Yes!, I did.
How come some (most) people have no fucking common sense?
Area51_FLG
10-15-2003, 12:44 PM
Becasue they don't want to learn more than they already know.
Why do they call it a "T.V. Set" when you only get one?
Anasazi
10-15-2003, 01:32 PM
Cause "they" are morons.
Can I go home now?
honestplayer
10-15-2003, 01:36 PM
no you must suffer like all of us.
what did people do before video games?
Anasazi
10-15-2003, 01:37 PM
Breed.
What time is it?
Repairman Jack
10-15-2003, 01:43 PM
Originally posted by Anasazi
Breed.
What time is it?
Time to go home.
What does it mean?
Anasazi
10-15-2003, 01:52 PM
That I can leave! Bye!
Wht won't my boss unlock my chains?
:(
honestplayer
10-15-2003, 08:32 PM
because you have the keys!
DJ RAP - looks or talent?
http://dreams.hobby.ru/music/artists/djrap3.jpg
Silly
10-15-2003, 08:48 PM
Neither?
Would you pull my finger?
FairyQueen
10-15-2003, 08:49 PM
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Are all men jerks or just the non gamer type?
Moddy
10-15-2003, 08:53 PM
Originally posted by FairyQueen
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Are all men jerks or just the non gamer type?
All of us are jerks. If a guy isn't a jerk, he's a fag.
Are all women so insecure?
Anasazi
10-15-2003, 08:55 PM
YES!!!
How do women fit some much in such a small purse?
Moddy
10-15-2003, 08:59 PM
Originally posted by Anasazi
YES!!!
How do women fit some much in such a small purse?
The same way they fit so much into spandex - it's a priveledge - NOT a right.
Does anyone have any Pepto Bismol now? bleh
DeadLamb
10-15-2003, 08:59 PM
No just puke like a man
best color for a car?
Anasazi
10-15-2003, 09:03 PM
Black
How's Mod's head doing?
Moddy
10-15-2003, 09:32 PM
Mod's head was fine - it was his belly that was achin :)
Where are all the cool smileys?
DeadLamb
10-15-2003, 09:48 PM
No clue. Mykul made them go away, he killed them and santa too...
Mykul going by Modfather: Something to hide or hiding something?
Moddy
10-15-2003, 09:55 PM
Originally posted by DeadLamb
Mykul made them go away, he killed them and santa too...
Mykul going by Modfather: Something to hide or hiding something?
Nothing to hide - just tired of going by my real name - bleh
Where have all the people gone?
honestplayer
10-15-2003, 09:57 PM
to watch seinfeld.
what ever happened to saturday night live?
DeadLamb
10-15-2003, 10:01 PM
nothing, they are the mercy of who stays on the show.
Next LAN, everyone hunt Mykul in the games: Funny or mean? (Being he sucks bad enough already)
honestplayer
10-15-2003, 10:13 PM
both.
which game has the longest LAN rounds ever played?
Silly
10-15-2003, 10:34 PM
diablo 2.
where are all the smilies? :scared: :ROFL: :alien: :tinfoil: :tinfoil: :kk: :12ga: :poke: :skull: :python:
DeadLamb
10-15-2003, 10:36 PM
I TOLD YOU!!! Mykul killed them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (and raped the gay one)
Biggest digital crack: DVD's or Computer games?
honestplayer
10-15-2003, 10:56 PM
neither - MS windows security features
Steve Bartman - forgive the guy or hang by balls off the wrigley fields ivy walls?
forgive him
the team members themselves made way more errors than blaming the one spectator..... that was, up until the catch anyway, probably having a great day.
BF1942, best game evar?
honestplayer
10-15-2003, 11:16 PM
no - doom revolutionized the genre
well then, will the Cubs ever win a world series?
termdec
10-15-2003, 11:35 PM
No.
My hovercraft, is it full of eels?
Moddy
10-16-2003, 06:33 AM
Originally posted by termdec
No.
My hovercraft, it is full of eels?
Yes!, Slimy ones.
Does the purple door still stick?
Anasazi
10-16-2003, 07:21 AM
It does now.
What is bologna made of?
Bullfrog
10-16-2003, 07:33 AM
You don't want to know.
Can a Sillyass fart really clear a room?
Anasazi
10-16-2003, 07:45 AM
Oh yeah. It could clear Costco.
Is the Hokey Pokey really what it's all about?
honestplayer
10-16-2003, 08:18 AM
No, it lands someone like Pee Wee Herman in prison...
What the worst rash you had (or still have)?
Area51_FLG
10-16-2003, 08:53 AM
I had poison Oak on my Winky once. Doesn't get much worst than that.
Whats the worst hang-over you ever had?
Moddy
10-16-2003, 08:55 AM
Originally posted by Area51_FBA
I had poison Oak on my Winky once. Doesn't get much worst than that.
Whats the worst hang-over you ever had?
Tuesday, October 14th, 2003 - ugh.
Anyone here into RC cars?
Anasazi
10-16-2003, 08:59 AM
Not yet.:D
How fast can R/C cars go?
Moddy
10-16-2003, 09:14 AM
Originally posted by Anasazi
Not yet.:D
How fast can R/C cars go?
The fastest "RC" car did 111 mph - 1/10th scale electric.
The fastest "string car" (gas powered car on a string / chain that drives in a circle) was clocked @ over 240 mph.
Did the wife give you the green light yet?
Anasazi
10-16-2003, 09:22 AM
Yeah. Once I fix the P.O.S. out front this weekend.:D
What car should I get?
Bullfrog
10-16-2003, 10:44 AM
Old Tamiya 'Bigfoot'
Can man really survive only on beer and cheese?
Moddy
10-16-2003, 10:55 AM
Originally posted by Bullfrog
Old Tamiya 'Bigfoot'
Can man really survive only on beer and cheese?
I'm proof that man can indeed live on beer n cheese.
What's for lunch today?
Anasazi
10-16-2003, 11:01 AM
Hotdogs
What the hell is Mod's Avatar?
Area51_FLG
10-16-2003, 11:51 AM
I think it's a Spermy :puke:
Why do we call them "buildings, when they're already built? Why don't we just call them " Builts" ?
Anasazi
10-16-2003, 11:57 AM
Cause the wives of men that built them are always changing the look of the building.
Should Hoss regrow the mullet?
honestplayer
10-16-2003, 12:12 PM
yes, anything to cover that face (jk)
which is more important: beauty or brains?
Anasazi
10-16-2003, 12:19 PM
Niether. Just the tits baby!:cool:
Am I going to hell?
Repairman Jack
10-16-2003, 12:31 PM
In a hand basket.
What does it mean?
honestplayer
10-16-2003, 12:46 PM
information technology (way too easy).
preference: smooth and shaven or course and hairy?
Anasazi
10-16-2003, 12:49 PM
smooth and shaven. Duh!
Do :alien:'s exist?
Bullfrog
10-16-2003, 01:36 PM
Area51 is proof of that!
Is Bill Gates really evil?
honestplayer
10-16-2003, 01:46 PM
no, he is just an :alien: here to subjugate all of us with hyponotic bsod's that convey subliminal mind-control messages we cant see.
what do bill gates kid's wanna be when they grow up?
Anasazi
10-16-2003, 01:48 PM
Porn Stars
Are kids spoiled these days?
honestplayer
10-16-2003, 02:09 PM
only when you take them outta the fridge to let them thaw a bit.
who is the most beautiful woman in the world?
Anasazi
10-16-2003, 02:18 PM
Modfather.
Who made socks?
Bullfrog
10-16-2003, 03:09 PM
Al Gore
Does a brown bear shit in the woods?
honestplayer
10-16-2003, 07:17 PM
shit yea!
more cursed, cubbies, redsox, or ??
DeadLamb
10-17-2003, 12:22 AM
cubbies, more strange stuff.. Red Sox just loose..
Slowest sport? Baseball, curling or completive paint drying?
Anasazi
10-17-2003, 03:26 AM
Baseball, but at least it has fights.:boxer:
Is any sport better than Football?
Sex is better than football
Is sex a sport?
Aksen
10-17-2003, 08:39 AM
Yes! It's where I get my exercise, anyway.
Is it okay for me to ask a question that's already been asked?
Anasazi
10-17-2003, 08:45 AM
No.
Why would you think that?
Aksen
10-17-2003, 08:57 AM
I'll go back to my hole.
Or was it a corner?
Bullfrog
10-17-2003, 09:12 AM
Corner and don't forget your tin hat!
If a tree falls and no body hears it, does it still make a sound?
Moddy
10-17-2003, 09:46 AM
Yes, it still makes a sound.
Why must there be drama around every corner? Ugh.
Anasazi
10-17-2003, 10:02 AM
Cause life would be boring without it.
How much will the 25th Rock!
Moddy
10-17-2003, 10:12 AM
No.
Whats' happening on the 25tH?
Anasazi
10-17-2003, 10:17 AM
I think it's the 6th meeting of the Computer Lan Club.
Are you going?
Moddy
10-17-2003, 10:20 AM
Yes.
Did you get my email?
Anasazi
10-17-2003, 10:22 AM
Yes.
Did you get my retort?
termdec
10-17-2003, 11:22 AM
No.
Was I supposed to?
honestplayer
10-17-2003, 02:28 PM
Yes, this is enough of this girlfight.
In a girl fight, would you help in separating them or grab and easy chair, popcorn, and sit down and watch excitedly?
antishatter
10-17-2003, 06:33 PM
caUSE YOUR DRUNK
doesnt anyone lnow about density(fairyqueen)
Aksen
10-17-2003, 10:27 PM
Yes.
"Density" is a pretty funny typo! don't you think?
Anasazi
10-17-2003, 10:30 PM
No
What is wrong with people today?
DeadLamb
10-17-2003, 10:44 PM
Cellphones, or more the need to use them
Dodge Viper: Too much car or you're just pissed you can't afford one?
p.s. I can't afford one :(
Anasazi
10-17-2003, 10:50 PM
I would kill for a Viper also!
Is there anything I wouldn't kill for?:dunno:
DeadLamb
10-17-2003, 11:10 PM
Free cheese
22 cal gun: "No please don't kill me" or "That's only going to piss me off"?
honestplayer
10-18-2003, 06:20 AM
that's only gonna piss me off.
when will this thread ever end?
Anasazi
10-18-2003, 08:27 AM
read The never ending Question, Thread
How many people can play Multiplayer on Halo PC?
Area51_FLG
10-18-2003, 10:02 AM
Not sure, but hope theres better version than the Beta. ( Frame rates sucked ass)
When people do allot of crank, why does it take over their abilities to make sound decisions?
Bullfrog
10-18-2003, 10:21 AM
Because they begin to see and believe things that aren't there! (Area51 that is THE funniest god-damn thing I have EVER seen you write!)
Is it safe?
Anasazi
10-18-2003, 10:40 AM
I doubt it.
Do I really need to wear this thing all the time?:tinfoil:
codemachine
10-18-2003, 11:00 AM
yes, or you'll hurt yourself.
What's more fun? A 2 day polygraph session or being tied to a tree, naked, in the middle of hunting season?
honestplayer
10-18-2003, 11:22 AM
the polygraph test only when your also wearing a condom that is shaped like a duck.
friends or seinfeld?
Anasazi
10-18-2003, 11:28 AM
Neither.
How do cat's see in the dark?
DeadLamb
10-18-2003, 11:52 AM
their eye's catch more light, so they need less
Hit a cat with your car, do you stop or just drive on?
Area51_FLG
10-18-2003, 12:42 PM
Stop, pretend like you care, then drive on
Boxers or Briefs?
Bullfrog
10-18-2003, 05:45 PM
Briefs
What is the ultimate answer to the ultimate question of the universe?
GeekDiva
10-18-2003, 08:07 PM
65
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Anasazi
10-18-2003, 10:45 PM
Because some people just don't get it.
Why are my balls so big?
fishmonger
10-18-2003, 11:16 PM
Originally posted by Anasazi
Why are my balls so big?
Because they're fake; your wife has your real ones.
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Anasazi
10-18-2003, 11:22 PM
Because people in Hawaii are morons. (I have proof of this too)
What's Boise the Capital of?
fishmonger
10-18-2003, 11:25 PM
Originally posted by Anasazi
What's Boise the Capital of?
Idaho.
So am I really a ho?
Anasazi
10-18-2003, 11:35 PM
Yeah. U Da Hoe! :D
Am I drunk?
fishmonger
10-18-2003, 11:38 PM
Originally posted by Anasazi
Am I drunk?
I certainly hope so.
Will somebody get me a set of these (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/stores/detail/-/toys/B00008JOJI/qid=1066549063/sr=2-1/ref=sr_2_1/102-6708518-0792123) for my Birthday?
Anasazi
10-18-2003, 11:43 PM
Sure.
If I can have the real one's!:D
Are they still virgins?
fishmonger
10-18-2003, 11:44 PM
Originally posted by Anasazi
Are they still virgins?
I hope so, but somehow, I really doubt it. I imagine they've already been deflowered.
Why do beans make you fart?
Anasazi
10-18-2003, 11:46 PM
Cause they're the same color as shit.
Are we all just dust in the wind?
Originally posted by Anasazi
Am I drunk? [/B]
Yes.
http://nolspath.dynu.com/drunk%20pumpkin.jpg
What would you say if you had this as an interview question "How often have you gotten into shoving matches or fistfights at work over the last 3 years?"
fishmonger
10-18-2003, 11:49 PM
Originally posted by Anasazi
Are we all just dust in the wind?
That's certainly what Eric Benet thinks.
Originally posted by Anasazi
What would you say if you had this as an interview question "How often have you gotten into shoving matches or fistfights at work over the last 3 years?"
I'd say NO. Duh. Sorta like if some prehistoric bitch asks if you're a God ... you say YES!
Is nol stupid, or does he just not understand the rules of the game?
Anasazi
10-18-2003, 11:49 PM
I don't think he understands.
Do feet really get mold on them?
fishmonger
10-18-2003, 11:56 PM
Originally posted by Anasazi
Do feet really get mold on them?
Don't know about mold, but I can speak from experience they can get fungus. Itchies!
If Con is the opposite of Pro, is Congress the opposite of Progress?
Anasazi
10-18-2003, 11:59 PM
Oh yeah!
Can true freedom ever exist?
DeadLamb
10-19-2003, 04:02 AM
yes, $$$$$$ buys everything from freedom to love.
If you thought someone was a zombie do you kill them right away or let them try to tell you what is going on with them?
Area51_FLG
10-19-2003, 06:59 AM
You can't kill the dead
Why is it that some people have difficulty following the instructions of this thread?
Bullfrog
10-19-2003, 09:29 AM
That isn't a Yes/No question...
Is the CIA really out to get me?
Area51_FLG
10-19-2003, 09:45 AM
They are watching us right now. Yes/no is to hard to manage. I've let people slide
Why do most parents wait 2 times for the phone to ring before picking it up?
Bullfrog
10-19-2003, 12:29 PM
Because it takes that long to figure out which is the cordless phone and which is the TV remote.
Are microwaves bad for you?
Moddy
10-19-2003, 03:13 PM
Originally posted by Bullfrog
Are microwaves bad for you?
Dunno - never been able to fit in one.
Tuna cans say they're "Dolphin Safe" - What about the TUNA????
Bullfrog
10-19-2003, 03:42 PM
Still better then eatin flipper!
Is it better to be good looking and poor OR ugly and rich?
Moddy
10-19-2003, 03:46 PM
Originally posted by Bullfrog
Is it better to be good looking and poor OR ugly and rich?
Ugly and poor <sigh>
When does "The Shield" start again?
termdec
10-19-2003, 04:58 PM
Originally posted by The Modfather
Ugly and poor <sigh>
When does "The Shield" start again?
There's this thing called 'google' that some of us use.
Why the hell is there a 'rose' smilie?
codemachine
10-19-2003, 05:12 PM
It's for the adult-friend-finder type websites that also use message boards like these.
If you could only do one, would it be Asia Carrera or Tia Carrera?
Area51_FLG
10-19-2003, 05:29 PM
Niether, their both scary...
Christina Agulera ( 4 years ago )?
or
Britney Spears ( 4 years ago )?
I voted Christina
Moddy
10-19-2003, 06:15 PM
Originally posted by Area51_FBA
Niether, their both scary...
Christina Agulera ( 4 years ago )?
or
Britney Spears ( 4 years ago )?
I voted Christina
Neither - they would both be under 18
Why are people attracted to children? :D :D
Area51_FLG
10-19-2003, 06:41 PM
No Clue, but you are one sick dude...... ( They woould have been 18--- 4 years ago dude!)
Why is Modfather the stupidest fucker I have ever met?
Moddy
10-19-2003, 06:43 PM
Originally posted by Area51_FBA
No Clue, but you are one sick dude...... ( They woould have been 18--- 4 years ago dude!)
Why is Modfather the stupidest fucker I have ever met?
I am far from the dumbest you've ever met - er - I hope - at least I can spell "would" right :)
but the REAL question is - why are you friends w/ the stupidest fucker you've ever met?
Bullfrog
10-19-2003, 06:50 PM
Because he lacks 'da social skillz'.
Should we still have day-light savings?
Moddy
10-19-2003, 07:15 PM
Originally posted by Bullfrog
Because he lacks 'da social skillz'.
Should we still have day-light savings?
I vote "NO" on DLS. Ugh - I hate it.
Can someone share a great halloween gag w/ us?
Anasazi
10-19-2003, 11:42 PM
Uhhhhh Scare kids till they pee their pants.:dunno:
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
codemachine
10-20-2003, 07:47 AM
3.42 cubic tons
peanut butter and chocolate or gold medal ribbon?
Bullfrog
10-20-2003, 08:24 AM
Peanut butter and chocolage all the way!
Who's a better actor, Rich Nixon or Bill Clinton?
codemachine
10-20-2003, 02:53 PM
hhhmmm, tough one, I'm gonna go with Slick Willy Clinton.
Is Anna Kournikova gonna make it as an actress now that she is retiring from Tennis?
Moddy
10-20-2003, 03:03 PM
Originally posted by codemachine
hhhmmm, tough one, I'm gonna go with Slick Willy Clinton.
Is Anna Kournikova gonna make it as an actress now that she is retiring from Tennis?
Porn star MAYBE -
Overall would you say people are more evil, or more kind hearted?
codemachine
10-20-2003, 03:04 PM
kind hearted in an evil way...
My new halloween avatar, yay or nay?
Moddy
10-20-2003, 03:56 PM
Avatar could use a little touch up - good start tho.
Why are there vegetarians?
Anasazi
10-20-2003, 03:58 PM
Cause the world needs flawed people.
Butter or Margarine?
Area51_FLG
10-20-2003, 04:30 PM
Butter all the way. ( I don't do drugs, I don't smoke, I hardly drink....So, If I want the good shit, I'm gonna have it. :P )
If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how would you know?
Bullfrog
10-20-2003, 05:13 PM
Damn good question...you got me!
Would you rather be lucky or good?
GeekDiva
10-20-2003, 05:27 PM
Good
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Chronoglass
10-20-2003, 05:32 PM
you have to go find another green mushroom!
who chases green mushrooms for life?
GeekDiva
10-20-2003, 05:42 PM
David Cassidy
Who's cruel idea was it to put an 'S' in lisp?
Chronoglass
10-20-2003, 05:43 PM
the same person that created abbreiviate(sp?)
why the FUCK IS that such a long word?!
Anasazi
10-20-2003, 05:53 PM
Cause people are idiots.
Mexican food or Chinese?
GeekDiva
10-20-2003, 06:02 PM
Mexican
If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is it a bad thing?
Chronoglass
10-20-2003, 06:05 PM
if you name it monica it could
have time fo tha jibba jabba?
Bullfrog
10-20-2003, 06:32 PM
No?
Is life really like a box of chocolates?
codemachine
10-20-2003, 06:44 PM
no, it's more like a pack of condoms at the bottom of a pile of thumb tacks...
first thing you check out on a woman: breasts, ass or legs? (you may choose only one)
Anasazi
10-20-2003, 06:47 PM
Ass.
Ever been with two chicks at once?
Area51_FLG
10-20-2003, 07:13 PM
No. This has always been a fantasy. I did come close once.
Why is it that when you tell someone there are 400 billion stars they will believe you, but when you tell them there's wet paint they have to touch it?
GeekDiva
10-20-2003, 07:17 PM
Some people like to touch...
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?
codemachine
10-20-2003, 07:44 PM
I expect so...
If Hitler, Usma Bin Laden, and David Koresh were drowning in the ocean and you could save only one, what flavor of soda would you go buy?
Area51_FLG
10-20-2003, 07:56 PM
I would probably buy a CODE RED (http://www.mountaindew.com/code_red/index.php)
If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked?
Anasazi
10-20-2003, 08:30 PM
Naked.
Why is it that Vegas is the only place where you don't get what you paid for?
Repairman Jack
10-20-2003, 09:39 PM
You did get what you paid for - you paid for them to take your money.
Why do the Raiders suck?
codemachine
10-20-2003, 09:41 PM
Cause it's their turn?
how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Repairman Jack
10-21-2003, 12:34 AM
One
Why are we here?
To pay taxes
Is this a cool song or what?
Click here (http://www.cove209.com/downloads/I_Want_You.mp3)
Anasazi
10-21-2003, 06:46 AM
Yes.
What are you bringing to the Lan?
termdec
10-21-2003, 07:15 AM
torman.
What are we going to play that isn't SOF2?
Anasazi
10-21-2003, 07:18 AM
HALO!
Is there anything else that should be played?:dunno:
codemachine
10-21-2003, 08:07 AM
ppssstttt, you forgot to add a question...
Ordering pizza: online or on the phone?
Anasazi
10-21-2003, 09:29 AM
Phone
Tacos or Burritos?
Area51_FLG
10-21-2003, 09:47 AM
Both,.. man I love Mexican food
If the #2 pencil the most popular, why is it still #2?
Anasazi
10-21-2003, 10:55 AM
Cause #1 was taken.
John Mclane or Indiana Jones?
Bullfrog
10-21-2003, 10:57 AM
Indiana Jones....we all want the whip!
Paper or plastic?
honestplayer
10-21-2003, 11:34 AM
plastic lubircated with the extra sensitive studded tip.
lifestyles or avanti?
Anasazi
10-21-2003, 11:50 AM
Trojan
Hooker or Whore?
Repairman Jack
10-21-2003, 11:54 AM
Whore
Large or Small?
honestplayer
10-21-2003, 11:54 AM
large :ROFL:
barbie or ken?
GeekDiva
10-21-2003, 12:01 PM
Barbie...at least she has some parts to work with. Ken doesn't...
Bottle or Tap??
Moddy
10-21-2003, 12:10 PM
TAP - As in Tappin dat ass!!!
Import or Domestic?
Anasazi
10-21-2003, 12:18 PM
Domestic. Imports are for fags.
Bud or Miller?
honestplayer
10-21-2003, 12:33 PM
bud - actually a damn good consistent brew.
wine or tequila?
GeekDiva
10-21-2003, 12:37 PM
Wine
Ketchup or mustard?
Moddy
10-21-2003, 12:38 PM
Mustard
Old or young?
Anasazi
10-21-2003, 12:49 PM
Young
Hot or cold?
honestplayer
10-21-2003, 01:02 PM
hot hot hot!
dominant or submissive?
GeekDiva
10-21-2003, 01:05 PM
Dominant...now apologize!!
Sweet or salty??
Anasazi
10-21-2003, 01:16 PM
Sweet
On top or underneath?
codemachine
10-21-2003, 01:21 PM
in between :-D
1 or 0?
honestplayer
10-21-2003, 01:29 PM
0.
ATI catalyst 3.8 drivers overheating and blowing out monitors. Truth or NVIDIA fraud????????
GeekDiva
10-21-2003, 01:37 PM
NVIDIA fraud
AnandTech or Tom's Hardware Guide?
Anasazi
10-21-2003, 01:56 PM
AnandTech
Asus or ATI?
Bullfrog
10-21-2003, 02:11 PM
Asus
AMD or Intel? :ROFL:
Moddy
10-21-2003, 02:26 PM
Cyrix.
PC or Mac?
Repairman Jack
10-21-2003, 02:27 PM
PC
Mac or Death?
Moddy
10-21-2003, 02:37 PM
Originally posted by Repairman Jack
PC
Mac or Death?
Kill me.
Mac or receive anal sex -
Anasazi
10-21-2003, 02:43 PM
Recieve anal sex. At least with anal sex there is always the possibility of enjoyment.
XBox or Playstation?
Repairman Jack
10-21-2003, 02:46 PM
PC, I don't need no freekin console.
SOF2 or Halo?
termdec
10-21-2003, 02:51 PM
Halo
DVD+R or DVD-R?
Bullfrog
10-21-2003, 03:16 PM
Pioneer Drive.
Is the sky really blue?
PsychoSilva
10-21-2003, 03:53 PM
no.
Yes or no?
Repairman Jack
10-21-2003, 04:04 PM
no
Does anybody really know what time it is?
PsychoSilva
10-21-2003, 04:12 PM
yes 5:12pm 10-21-03
you dont got a clock?
Moddy
10-21-2003, 04:15 PM
No.
How come these forums got so boring so fast?
honestplayer
10-21-2003, 04:27 PM
no................sex!
front or back entry?
GeekDiva
10-21-2003, 06:45 PM
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