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Area51_FLG
10-03-2003, 02:34 PM
PLEASE, read the testimonials... I am in tears....

http://www.under-tec.com/index.php





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SpecOps
10-03-2003, 02:53 PM
Some things I should wait till I get home to read.

Everybody in the office now thinks I am a raving lunatic since I almost fell out of my chair reading the testimonials......
Moddy
10-03-2003, 02:55 PM
Everybody in the office now thinks I am a raving lunatic

As if you aren't already?

:)
antishatter
10-03-2003, 03:36 PM
my god who comes up fro thiscrap 039276fd
Area51_FLG
10-03-2003, 03:40 PM
Some things I should wait till I get home to read.

Everybody in the office now thinks I am a raving lunatic since I almost fell out of my chair reading the testimonials......

No Shit huh Eric. My god. The sad part is I think this is real. I really do
Vandalous
10-03-2003, 04:09 PM
OMGWTF?!?!1

How the Hades did you find this? My wife was in total disbelief that this is real.
SpecOps
10-03-2003, 04:49 PM
I really like the part where it states,"The Filter pad is 60% sheep's wool felt, 30% activated carbon, 8% fiber-glass wool, and 2% polypropylene non-woven fabric..." that Fiber-glass wool would really suck if you blew it apart with a good, beer/mexi blast. OUCH!

"I am a circus performer and for years I have been embarrassed to pass gas on stage. People in the audience sometime thinks its part of the act but it isn't. Because of your wonderful product today my audience laughs at my gags and not my gas."

That one still cracks me up.
TT120
10-03-2003, 07:55 PM
HAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sigged!!! :D :D :D :hittard: :hittard:
Anasazi
10-03-2003, 08:17 PM
Oh my.
No no no no no no no no no no no!!!!!!!
Area51_FLG
10-03-2003, 09:56 PM
OMGWTF?!?!1

How the Hades did you find this? My wife was in total disbelief that this is real.

My Bass player sent it to me on "IM". I was in tears at my cube...
Silly
10-03-2003, 10:54 PM
Damn lazy HP bastards! Tell him to get back to work! (Oh how I wish I was still one of 'em :acelefty2: )
Silly
10-03-2003, 11:01 PM
Here's my testimonial:

Dear Sirs,

I used to have problems with uncontrollable gas. It got to the point where my friends were even posting hateful messages in our message board poking fun at me. I was very excited when I found your product, so I ordered a pair and had them overnighted to make it in time for the next lan. Just to prove a point I ate at Taco Bell for a week prior to the lan, and started the day off with a gresy chorizo burrito, just to scare people. Well, after the first one I ripped there was no smell. My prayers had been answered! HOWEVER, by the end of the lan I had a new reputation: I'm now the guy who smells like burnt sheeps wool. Thanks for nothing. I hope you rot in your own personal hell, forced to spend eternity in a 5x5 cell with me and a bottomless bucket of KFC and a fridge fully stocked with Mickey's grenades.

Sincerely,
SillyAss
Anasazi
10-03-2003, 11:04 PM
Here's my testimonial:

Dear Sirs,

I used to have problems with uncontrollable gas. It got to the point where my friends were even posting hateful messages in our message board poking fun at me. I was very excited when I found your product, so I ordered a pair and had them overnighted to make it in time for the next lan. Just to prove a point I ate at Taco Bell for a week prior to the lan, and started the day off with a gresy chorizo burrito, just to scare people. Well, after the first one I ripped there was no smell. My prayers had been answered! HOWEVER, by the end of the lan I had a new reputation: I'm now the guy who smells like burnt sheeps wool. Thanks for nothing. I hope you rot in your own personal hell, forced to spend eternity in a 5x5 cell with me and a bottomless bucket of KFC and a fridge fully stocked with Mickey's grenades.

Sincerely,
SillyAss

Holy Hell!!!!!

I'd sig that if it wasn't so big. :acelefty: