TORMAN -

[Moddy]

Do it again, and you will be banned.

[torman]

In the mornin you go gunnin'
For the man who stole your water
And you fire till he is done in
But they catch you at the border
And the mourners are all singin'
As they drag you by your feet
But the hangman isn't hangin'
And they put you on the street

You go back Jack do it again
Wheel turnin' 'round and 'round
You go back Jack do it again

When you know she's no high climber
Then you find your only friend
In a room with your two timer
And you're sure you're near the end
Then you love a little wild one
And she brings you only sorrow
All the time you know she's smilin'
You'll be on your knees tomorrow

You go back Jack do it again
Wheel turnin' 'round and 'round
You go back Jack do it again

Now you swear and kick and beg us
That you're not a gamblin' man
Then you find you're back in Vegas
With a handle in your hand
Your black cards can make you money
So you hide them when you're able
In the land of milk and honey
You must put them on the table

You go back Jack do it again
Wheel turnin' 'round and 'round
You go back Jack do it again

[Poncho]

wtf

[Area51_FLG]

Ditto!

[Chromedragon]

Is this from the other thread in spam land?

:hittard:

[torman]

No

[Moddy]

Torman knows what it's from.

[torman]

and you can too in irc.enterthegame.com #flg

edit: though I'm not really sure what i did in the abstract sense

[iSlak]

:violin: Look everyone, I'm playing the world's smallest violin!

[Anasazi]

though I'm not really sure what i did in the abstract sense

Bullshit!

I know exactly what you did.

[torman]

Enlighten me

VVV It's good that we've cleared this up

[cove]

The Dan rocks

so does this:

Fearlessly the idiot faced the crowd
Smiling.
Merciless the magistrate turns 'round
Frowning.

[torman]

Therefore a wise prince will seek means by which his subjects will always and in every possible condition of things have need of his government, and then they will always be faithful to him.

[Silly]

edit: though I'm not really sure what i did in the abstract sense

OK, I don't know WTF that means to your little brain, but I have no idea what you are talking about.

If anyone is curious enough to check out Torman's wit, then you should read this, but be warned; I feel a long post comming on:

Torman:

I have known Kilgore (Kevin) longer than anyone here. The only person who even comes close is Deadlamb, but I've got him beat by 13 house lans we did before we ever started lantro. Actually, the more I think about it, Gremlin is still here, and he was there in the begining as well. But, my point is your childish little attempt to fit in--or 'get in good with the guys' or ... I don't really know what the fuck you were thinking--and bash someone who you don't even know, hit a nerve with me. If you think you're gonna come in here and start talking shit about someone I've known longer than you've had pubes, guess again!

The only problem I have with Kevin is that he let some personal problems get in the way of business. To tell the truth I am saddened by what happened to lantro, and I really wish it could have worked out differently, but it didn't. But, even so, I still have more respect for Kevin than I will ever have for your sorry little ass, Torman. I for one would personally like to see Kevin come to an FLG lan and sit down and game, and try and put all of the bad feelings behind us. I don't know if that's possible, but we'll see...

So, in summary, Torman: Go fuck yourself. I feel stupid even replying to this, because I know that you are going to get off on pissing off yet another person here, but I had to do it. Maybee someday, if you get some real friends, and not just a bunch of people on a message board who you think enjoy being iritated by you, you'll understand the line you crossed.

To anyone else who thinks it a good idea to start bashing Kilgore without knowing any of the facts let this be a warning. You will be dealt with harshly. If it were up to me you would not have been given another chance Torman. Luckily for you FLG is a democracy. (And lucky for you everyone knows that banning you would just give you more of a persicution complex, and we'd have to deal with you comming back when you're not welcome and bothering us more)

[torman]

You know, I like to think i've been pretty consistent in my level of meaningless sarcasm. Sure, you're entitled to your opinion about whether or not it's humorous or horribly obnoxious or whatever; I assure you that I write the way i do because i'm inherently facetious and a bit nihilistic, rather than in some attempt to gain notoriety on the FLG forums. But one thing i'd think we'd all be clear on is that if I, or anyone for that matter, says that "you = faggot," or "I AM A FAGGOT!! HUMP MY RUMP!!," I/We/Gaia don't actually mean that you are a homosexual. Gee, my mom must really be about to vacuum up my legos eh? This principle also transfers to bigger posts that also say these things.

You come into the IRC channel to get linkage from me, but don't bother to stick around and inquire as to "wtf man" or something? I have to wonder about your own motivation. Here, I'll post the recent log of me being a great big fuckhead around the time of your appearance.


[22:20:40] *** Signoff: iSlak (Ping timeout)
[22:20:56] <Aksen> not much
[22:28:35] <Aksen> i suddenly acquired a lot of computer stuff to play with
[22:29:05] <Aksen> so I'm playing with it
[22:29:10] <Aksen> that's sup
[22:29:11] <torman_> playing huh
[22:29:25] <Aksen> yeah
[22:29:29] <torman_> the TV's not just going to watch itself you know
[22:29:40] <Aksen> i already thought of that!!!
[22:29:52] <Aksen> I put them facing eachother
[22:29:54] <Aksen> two tvs
[22:30:01] <Aksen> so i don't have to even think about it
[22:30:06] <Aksen> they'll just watch eachother
[22:31:25] <torman_> those tvs belong in mame cabinets
[22:31:35] <Aksen> fuck i know
[22:37:28] *** Silly (~silly@node-423a676a.smf.onnet.us.uu.net) has joined channel #flg
[22:37:44] <Silly> OK, what'd you do torman?
[22:38:08] <torman_> http://link here
[22:38:14] <Aksen> omg torman what did you do?
[22:38:22] <Aksen> oh silly already asked
[22:38:46] <torman_> seems the good folks at FLG frown on gimmick accounts
[22:38:58] <Aksen> hmmm
[22:50:20] <GotNoRice>
[22:51:21] <torman_> more of that business eh
[22:51:24] <torman_>
[22:51:24] <torman_>
[22:53:54] *** Signoff: Silly (Ping timeout)

What's this, you just appear to get a link and vanish into the ether? If you're the big man here why didn't you say something there? Granted I made a post about it here, but that was merely a ploy to get more people talking in there, not attract gold-diggers.

Sure my gimmick post was highly juvenile, but to consider it some kind of heartfelt flame is obnoxious, and is borderline offensive to me. Almost makes me think you're intentionally distorting things to have a more effective flame on your hands. I note you have no compunction about telling me to fuck off. In fact, your post is more directly caustic than anything I've ever posted. Granted, this could be an elaborate troll, but I'm just going to assume it's not. If it is I salute you, and I'm becoming increasingly hopeful as i think about it. But I digress. "Trying to get in good with the guys?" Laughable. I don't try to piss anyone off, nor do I try to cull favor with the mods or whoever. That either of these things happen is not part of my master plan. If I was trying to just be buddy buddy then i wouldn't end up in these periodic furball threads, and if i just wanted to piss people off you can be sure I'd already be b&. I can't imagine it'd take that much mod sassing.


[23:30:13] <TermDec> it's pretty good
[23:30:20] <torman_> shut up you
[23:30:28] <TermDec> you can go suck a fuck
[23:30:33] <GotNoRice> Guess i'll give it a shot
[23:30:40] <torman_> as a fanboi, your opinion about dd doesn't count
[23:31:00] <TermDec> I wouldn't quite call myself a fanboy
[23:31:06] <TermDec> not of the movie in general, anyway
[23:31:21] <TermDec> frank = teh win
[23:31:32] <torman_> no, no teh
[23:31:53] <TermDec> I can say teh all I want
[23:31:54] <torman_> "hay guys i'm from fark, look at my zany spellings"


ONOS I TOLD TERMDEC TO SHUT UP AND MADE FUN OF HIM, I MUST HATE HIM. Get some real friends? Guess what, I have them. The fact that I say/write objectively mean or mocking things to them the same way I do to others on forums must come as a great surprise to you, and others. Gee, I treat neutral strangers the same way as I would my best friends, SHOCKING. If I actually disliked someone I'd maybe write something like you did, though I don't have too much trouble with vendettas online. Hell, there is a person who I dislike, or rather dislikes me; I've got some convenient AIM logs of the proceedings here (http://people.ucsc.edu/~tmyhre/monkeys.txt)-I sure am a saucy lad. Now I'd better get busy with that fucking myself-there really aren't enough rolleyes in the world.

I'm sorry to you and whoever if my post hurt you deeply. My post was just way too farcical for there to be any cause for getting pissed off. Jesus, what do you think about mentioning psycho? Clearly I hate him too, why doesn't he get any love? I'm sure I'll get flak for even responding, but I can't rest until everyone's involved, obviously. :rolleyes:


The boy with the thorn in his side
Behind the hatred there lies
A murderous desire for love
How can they look into my eyes
And still they don't believe me ?
How can they hear me say those words
Still they don't believe me ?
And if they don't believe me now
Will they ever believe me ?
And if they don't believe me now
Will they ever, they ever, believe me ?
Oh no ...
Oh ...

The boy with the thorn in his side
Behind the hatred there lies
A plundering desire for love
How can they see the Love in our eyes
And still they don't believe us ?
And after all this time, ah
They don't want to believe us
And if they don't believe us now
Will they ever believe us ?
And when you want to Live
How do you start ?
Where do you go ?
Who do you need to know ?
Oh no no no ...

[torman]

besides, this is all just my way of crying out for a custom title

[Area51_FLG]

Torman: I believe in free speech. But there is a balance on how it is communicated. Needless to say, you crossed the line. It might be a good idea to find another borad or group of people to hang out with until you get your shit together. You have some serious personnal challenges that you need to deal with and theirs obvious abuse in your family.

Just go away, clean your act up, and then come back when you've got your shit together.

My 2cents

Area51

[TT120]

Jeeeeeze, I read all that and I still dont have a frikkin clue what the hell is going on. Owell, guess I'll just move on in ignorant bliss...... :cool:

[Moddy]

Torman,

I don't give a shit about your sarcasm, wit, or shit talking. I do, however, have a problem when you think it's OK to come here and talk shit about an issue that is VERY sensitive right now.

You are a keyboard vigilante - you talk ALL this shit behind the keys, but get you in person and you won't say 2 words - how come? If you feel so strongly about something you believe in, why don't you defend it in person? Hmm?

You can whine and cry and call foul - but the bottom line is that all you are doing it pissing people off with your FARK-like trolling. News flash dude - this ain't FARK - this ain't SA - and I will make every effort possible to ensure that the FLG forums don't become like them.

Take it for what it's worth dude - I am the ONLY one that has decided NOT to write you off - my even my patience is wearing thin.