NWS: Hot FEMALE on FEMALE action

[FairyQueen]

HAHA I have recruted another female to post on the site... HAHA...

[Anasazi]

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[Bullfrog]

Man....pretty soon you going to make us all leave the toliet seat down!

[acelefty]

Umm if the chicks are taking over, this place is gonna need a :pics: smiley.... me thinks

[Moddy]

OMGHI2U!!! BUTTSECKS???

http://www.fusionlangaming.com/images/omghi2u.jpg

[fishmonger]

OMGOMGOMGHI2U

http://www.ashaba.net/kgk/asl.jpg

[Psycho]

lol.. this is getting good, i think it would be a good thing if there were more girls at the lans:):):) :hump: :hittard: :suck:

[Anasazi]

The only gaming chicks in existence are dykes. Duh!!!

[Moddy]

lol.. this is getting good, i think it would be a good thing if there were more girls at the lans:):):) :hump: :hittard: :suck:

PSYCHO!! YUO WIN TEH PRIZE!!!!!!

enjoy your new avatar big guy :)

[ChoMomma]

The boobie prize? :hittard:

[ChoMomma]

yeah that was #35 and this is #36.. I could have just edited the other post.. but why waste a chance to spam? :D

[fishmonger]

The only gaming chicks in existence are dykes. Duh!!!

Does this include your sister?

[FairyQueen]

The only gaming chicks in existence are dykes. Duh!!!

PISS OFF

[DeadLamb]

yeah but Psycho == FairyQueen? (http://www.fusionlangaming.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=413&sid=c1b9c8d140b37912eda89a018da57921) so it's all girls -1 right??? :)

I may not be an admin yet but I'm still evil baby..

[SweetSexyKiss]

22 female and I`m in Sacranemto area,(will not tell anymore) and all men should put the toilet seat down for us females. WE RULE!!!!!and DO NOT forgot it. :) :) :P

[Aksen]

SweetSexyKiss:

OMG IS YOUR AVATAR A PICTURE OF YOU?!

[Donnie_Doritos]

3 chicks on this board and my dinner still isnt done yet? Some people are just so lazy

On another note, boingy boingy boingy..... :moneyshot:

[Defiant One]

22 female and I`m in Sacranemto area,(will not tell anymore) and all men should put the toilet seat down for us females. WE RULE!!!!!and DO NOT forgot it. :) :) :P

PsycHo, you can quit now....The female impression is getting boring....

[FAngel]

OMGHI2U KEKEKEKEKEKEKE
:moneyshot: :sperm: :baby:

[Psycho]

not me and mod thanks for the ava lol

[SweetSexyKiss]

Well Donnie Doritos, COOK YOUR OWN DINNER. :flip:

[SweetSexyKiss]

Aksen this picture is your mama. I took the other nite when I was licking her real good. :P

[Psycho]

dang, please dont tell me your going to prove Anasazi right... :bj: :bj: :bj: :hump: :hump: :hump: :suck: :suck: :suck:

[DeadLamb]

and all men should put the toilet seat down for us females.

sigh... I was raised by just my mother, a widow.. I did not even know that one could leave the seat up... I mean when I was at friends house as a kid, I thought it was left up by error only and would put it down for them.. No idea it was just something guys did...

damn it!! I feel like I've just been some big science experiment by the global female conspiracy. Of course the flip side of this I know how women think, unlike most men so it was a small price to pay I guess... Being most guys are 100% clueless..

[FairyQueen]

I can tell you I know for a fact that she swings both ways.... :cran:

[Donnie_Doritos]

and all men should put the toilet seat down for us females.

sigh... I was raised by just my mother, a widow.. I did not even know that one could leave the seat up... I mean when I was at friends house as a kid, I thought it was left up by error only and would put it down for them.. No idea it was just something guys did...

damn it!! I feel like I've just been some big science experiment by the global female conspiracy. Of course the flip side of this I know how women think, unlike most men so it was a small price to pay I guess... Being most guys are 100% clueless..

Im in the same boat as yousorta , I leave the seat up and down.. but then I piss even when its down

[SweetSexyKiss]

Damn Psycho you could not find some better tits, at least mine bounce right. I have the best of both worlds and you are just jelous cause you can`t have it.

[fishmonger]

OMGDHITBLOLOLOLOO

PICS! We demand PICS!

[SweetSexyKiss]

You would like some pixs wouldn`t you, well guess what YOU CAN`T HAVE NONE...HAHAHAHAHAHA...all for me,me,me,me,me...it is all about me.

[fishmonger]

You're no fun. You don't even pretend to play along like FQ does.

I feel a new thread coming on ...

[SweetSexyKiss]

Now if any of you little boys want to join me in a game of snipe on Soldier of Fortune, I would be happy to snipe all your asses, any time... :hittard:

[fishmonger]

I'm going to send KidJ after you. He'll 0wn you ... why? Because I let him watch pr0n at Hoss' house.

Right Mod? Kid looked like this: :shock:

[FairyQueen]

shes new I will teach her the ways of playing with you men...


This is when we miss lantro I need the FQ==PsYcHo thread to show her

[fishmonger]

Yeah, someone hijacked my thread and started it here. This new one sucks. It doesn't even have talk of ninjas in it -- how can it be any good? That's right, it can't.

[BluKing BMF]

I KILAD LANTRO CAUSA I HAEV NO GRMMAR SKILS 1!1111 WTF

HAHA WTF

[BluKing BMF]

Now if any of you little boys want to join me in a game of snipe on Soldier of Fortune, I would be happy to snipe all your asses, any time...

As for females 0wning (no offense,) but PLEASE! You probably can't hit a sack of potatoes in front of your nose. As for sniping, whats the matter? Is the only way you are able to get kills is to stand still and snipe, well, I'll shoot you first and then quote, "THX FOR STANDING STILL!"
Oh I am asking for it, rest in piss...

[Anasazi]

The only gaming chicks in existence are dykes. Duh!!!

Does this include your sister?

Ummm No comment. :D





Ok this thread got boring really quick. *yawn*

[Nightwolf]

[quote="SweetSexyKiss"]22 female and I`m in Sacranemto area,(will not tell anymore) and all men should put the toilet seat down for us females. WE RULE!!!!!and DO NOT forgot it. :) :) :P]

Ah yes i can see that this one rode on the little yellow bus to school. Where is Sacranemto? Never heard of that city. And I won't Forgot it. How do I forgot something? Oh you must mean DO NOT forget it.
It's called English chica try learning it. as for the sinpering in SOF. If you want it bring it. I think women should be treated with the respect but even the members of the female gender need to be schooled.

Are you going to be at the next FLG girls or don't I get the pleasure of fraggin you into little pieces?

[Anasazi]

Now if any of you little boys want to join me in a game of snipe on Soldier of Fortune, I would be happy to snipe all your asses, any time... :hittard:



Oh how cute!!!!

She can talk shit about being a camper too!









Okay! New theory!

SweetSexyKiss === In-Active Monkey????


Hear me out.

Her spelling is PsYcHoesque, but she is an admitted camper.
PsYcHo spelling + Camping = In-Active.

[TT120]

Aksen this picture is your mama. I took the other nite when I was licking her real good. :Pwhoah!!!!!!!

good gawd!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Moddy]

Now if any of you little boys want to join me in a game of snipe on Soldier of Fortune, I would be happy to snipe all your asses, any time... :hittard:

SweetSexyKiss === In-Active Monkey????


Hear me out.

Her spelling is PsYcHoesque, but she is an admitted camper.
PsYcHo spelling + Camping = In-Active.

OMGOMG!! LOL!

New title coming in 5 ... 4 ... 3 ...

[Anasazi]

I can drink you under the table....

OMG! I love it!

[Moddy]

I can drink you under the table....

OMG! I love it!

:) It's the little things, eh? LOL

[atsui]

#1. Fish- I am NOT a dyke. thank you. However I am not discussing my sex life in a public forum. I have self-respect and prefer to be taken seriously as a person and don't need to boast on the internet to feel good about myself.
#2. This thread makes me sick. Seriously, where's the "attention whore" picture story someone had put up on the Lantro board? Do you girls even realize they are all mocking you, with valid reasons to do so?
#3. Um.. girls you need to learn a little bit about feminism. Any girl that uses her pride in being female as an excuse to put down men deserves a swift kick in the ass. Thanks for setting feminism back 300 years.

*sigh*
I'm going to go read a book on Joan of Arc. Really. :rolleyes:

[ChoMomma]

I can see jello wrestling being a new event at the next event... strangely only the womens get to wrestle :D

*(Girl Monster would win.. cause she'd crack them in the skull with her mega monitor!) :hittard:

[Anasazi]

I can drink you under the table....

OMG! I love it!

:) It's the little things, eh? LOL

Yes it is.

Simple pleasures = Simple minds

[Defiant One]

I smell a fire....

[ChoMomma]

oh yeah... that was #44 and this is #45

"I'm a maniac!! maniac!! Ohhhh noooooooo!!!!!!" :tard:

[Anasazi]

I'm going to hurt you very soon. :hittard:

[atsui]

I can see jello wrestling being a new event at the next event... strangely only the womens get to wrestle :D

*(Girl Monster would win.. cause she'd crack them in the skull with her mega monitor!) :hittard:
LMAO.. you're dissin the monitor?!


















Hater.

[Moddy]

#1. Fish- I am NOT a dyke. thank you. However I am not discussing my sex life in a public forum. I have self-respect and prefer to be taken seriously as a person and don't need to boast on the internet to feel good about myself.
#2. This thread makes me sick. Seriously, where's the "attention whore" picture story someone had put up on the Lantro board? Do you girls even realize they are all mocking you, with valid reasons to do so?
#3. Um.. girls you need to learn a little bit about feminism. Any girl that uses her pride in being female as an excuse to put down men deserves a swift kick in the ass. Thanks for setting feminism back 300 years.

*sigh*
I'm going to go read a book on Joan of Arc. Really. :rolleyes:

I wouldn't worry about it too much chica - just take it out on them when the LAN comes around - nothin better than listening to grown men whine as you frag em :)

But I must say that #3 made me LOL - PM me the title of your choice - you've earned it :) :D

[Anasazi]

I say you make her title "Other Women Suck!"

[FairyQueen]

#1. Fish- I am NOT a dyke. thank you. However I am not discussing my sex life in a public forum. I have self-respect and prefer to be taken seriously as a person and don't need to boast on the internet to feel good about myself.
#2. This thread makes me sick. Seriously, where's the "attention whore" picture story someone had put up on the Lantro board? Do you girls even realize they are all mocking you, with valid reasons to do so?
#3. Um.. girls you need to learn a little bit about feminism. Any girl that uses her pride in being female as an excuse to put down men deserves a swift kick in the ass. Thanks for setting feminism back 300 years.

*sigh*
I'm going to go read a book on Joan of Arc. Really. :rolleyes:


Hey GM you know I was just playin with the guys.... As for Sweet she is new so I will work with her... I figured I would give them new BAIT to play with she is very much into SOF and VERY opinionated... Also if these guys didnt mock me I would think that they were sick as they have taken joy in it ever sence I first started posting here/LANtro... I take it as what it is a bunch of men having fun.... I can deal with it... Once everyone gets to know me they will find out that I really dont give a flying f*ck what others think about me I am quite happy with myself... Part of the reason I like it so well her is that I am sorta treated like one of the guys... As in they are not careful about steping on my toes or watching what they say to or about me I like it..

[Anasazi]

You're doing it again!

[honestplayer]

well yes, god gave women an unbeatable ass and closed the deal with a pair of t*ts and for men...well, it was all over.

so, yea i guess they are taking over :|

[Anasazi]

so, yea i guess they are taking over :|

That's just a rumor.

False hope for them really. :hittard:

[atsui]

Yay! thanks Mod!

hmmmm.... last time it was "Raggedy Ann Goes Punk" in honor of my red hair. And on the comic forum I'm "The Red Threat." I think, in honor of my family that teases me so... my title should be:

Like Kelly Osbourne, But Cuter

[Vandalous]

We like teasing da honeys! Them bizzles are the shizzle for mah nizzles!

Um, right. However, the Grammar Gestapo (of which I am a closet member) are constantly driven batty by FQ and Psycho's posts. It may be anal but it's still an annoyance. But, that's a rant best left for another flame war.

It's all in good fun though. Just cuz I laugh at FQ's illiterate posts doesn't mean that I think she's dumb or anything. I know quite a few people who type/write horribly but are smart otherwise. Save the Hatorade, for I know it is coming.

:hittard:

[Moddy]

Yay! thanks Mod!

hmmmm.... last time it was "Raggedy Ann Goes Punk" in honor of my red hair. And on the comic forum I'm "The Red Threat." I think, in honor of my family that teases me so... my title should be:

Like Kelly Osbourne, But Cuter


...and bigger hooters? :D :D :D

[Sitting_Duck]

#1. Fish- I am NOT a dyke. thank you. However I am not discussing my sex life in a public forum. I have self-respect and prefer to be taken seriously as a person and don't need to boast on the internet to feel good about myself.
#2. This thread makes me sick. Seriously, where's the "attention whore" picture story someone had put up on the Lantro board? Do you girls even realize they are all mocking you, with valid reasons to do so?
#3. Um.. girls you need to learn a little bit about feminism. Any girl that uses her pride in being female as an excuse to put down men deserves a swift kick in the ass. Thanks for setting feminism back 300 years.

*sigh*
I'm going to go read a book on Joan of Arc. Really. :rolleyes:You're awesome. I'm impressed. :)

[Anasazi]

The Duck has Returned!!

Welcome Tony!

[Area51_FLG]

#1. Fish- I am NOT a dyke. thank you. However I am not discussing my sex life in a public forum. I have self-respect and prefer to be taken seriously as a person and don't need to boast on the internet to feel good about myself.
#2. This thread makes me sick. Seriously, where's the "attention whore" picture story someone had put up on the Lantro board? Do you girls even realize they are all mocking you, with valid reasons to do so?
#3. Um.. girls you need to learn a little bit about feminism. Any girl that uses her pride in being female as an excuse to put down men deserves a swift kick in the ass. Thanks for setting feminism back 300 years.

*sigh*
I'm going to go read a book on Joan of Arc. Really. :rolleyes:

GM: Deadlamb and I share the same " Raised by mom" experience. I only til I was about 7, then step dad came into picture. Anyway, I appreciate the fact that your here, interacting with all of us. I think we all should show a little more respect to GM. Most of you complain " We need more women at the lan" and when they finally get hear, most of you won't put your walls down and treat them as a whole.

IMO: I think we should all be gratefull to have her here and encourage her to recruit more of her girl friends to come to the LANS. I also agree with Nightwolf in that, treat everyone equal, but when it's game-time.... well, lets just say... treat them all like Deadlamb treats you when playing Unreal Tournament.

I have a headache, so, I'm gonna go for now....

P.S. If your going to FLG 006 at the Lyons Lodge, Area51_FBA WILL OWN YOU!!! 51

[Anasazi]

P.S. If your going to FLG 006 at the Lyons Lodge, Area51_FBA WILL OWN YOU!!! 51


Bring it whore! :hittard:

[atsui]

Yay! thanks Mod!

hmmmm.... last time it was "Raggedy Ann Goes Punk" in honor of my red hair. And on the comic forum I'm "The Red Threat." I think, in honor of my family that teases me so... my title should be:

Like Kelly Osbourne, But Cuter


...and bigger hooters? :D :D :D
yup. and a cuter ass. :D oh and a brain too.

[Beebo]

If any of you think arvil lavine hot, i will personally slap you at next LAN and shoot up you're dead corpse in game :D .

[Vandalous]

OMG!!1! GM is teh hottie!!1 Wanna cyber?

lol!

:hittard:

[Moddy]

Yay! thanks Mod!

hmmmm.... last time it was "Raggedy Ann Goes Punk" in honor of my red hair. And on the comic forum I'm "The Red Threat." I think, in honor of my family that teases me so... my title should be:

Like Kelly Osbourne, But Cuter


...and bigger hooters? :D :D :D
yup. and a cuter ass. :D oh and a brain too.

OMG OMG - MARRY ME!

.....er wait....I'm already married or something - um - bleh....

[atsui]

I'm all for female gamers. And I have no problem with any one on the board. But people that are blatantly hypocritical should be given a head's up, because maybe they didn't realize how hypocritical they were coming off as?

FQ- no problems. i am sorta having a REALLY bad day so that came off more bitchy than I had intended. It was sorta a joke-with-some-seriousness. :)

[Beebo]

D00D LITS GO M33T ON A AOL CHAT ROOM1!!!!!!!11!!!111

WE CAN TRADE PICS@!@$!@#!@212@!!@

[Vandalous]

Chick fight!

/me waits for the hair pulling and screeching to start. :tard:

[Beebo]

Dude, chick fight.

/me cooks popcorn and gets some beach chairs

[atsui]

:D @ everyone.

[Anasazi]

FQ- no problems. i am sorta having a REALLY bad day so that came off more bitchy than I had intended. It was sorta a joke-with-some-seriousness. :)

Sounds like someone is posting from work again.









Get to work! :hittard:

[atsui]

Yay! thanks Mod!

hmmmm.... last time it was "Raggedy Ann Goes Punk" in honor of my red hair. And on the comic forum I'm "The Red Threat." I think, in honor of my family that teases me so... my title should be:

Like Kelly Osbourne, But Cuter


...and bigger hooters? :D :D :D
yup. and a cuter ass. :D oh and a brain too.

OMG OMG - MARRY ME!

.....er wait....I'm already married or something - um - bleh....
Sigged! :)

[atsui]

no wait. it didn't work. WTF? :(

[atsui]

FQ- no problems. i am sorta having a REALLY bad day so that came off more bitchy than I had intended. It was sorta a joke-with-some-seriousness. :)

Sounds like someone is posting from work again.









Get to work! :hittard:
it was a bad day before i got here. :(

[Anasazi]

it was a bad day before i got here. :(

I'm sorry. Here have a banana. :banana:

[atsui]

AHH! he's so cute!

[atsui]

yay, my sig works now! :pffft:

[Moddy]

If any of you think arvil lavine hot, i will personally slap you at next LAN and shoot up you're dead corpse in game :D .

Worst.Mistake.Evar.

[Anasazi]

If any of you think arvil lavine hot, i will personally slap you at next LAN and shoot up you're dead corpse in game :D .

Worst.Mistake.Evar.

OMG!!!

BEST TITLE EVAR!

[Moddy]

If any of you think arvil lavine hot, i will personally slap you at next LAN and shoot up you're dead corpse in game :D .

Worst.Mistake.Evar.

OMG!!!

BEST TITLE EVAR!

I made him a nice liitle avatar also - cuz he REALLY likes Arvil -

UNF UNF!!!

[Anasazi]

Oh no.

Be gentle. :D

[Vandalous]

OMG TEH EVAL!!1

Mods planning their abuse in plain sight? Will the madness ever end? :twisted:

[Moddy]

http://www.fusionlangaming.com/forum/images/avatars/90.jpg

I <3 U Beebo :)

[Anasazi]

http://www.fusionlangaming.com/forum/images/avatars/90.jpg

I <3 U Beebo :)


Pssst...He's already using that one. :hittard:

[Moddy]

Pssst...He's already using that one. :hittard:

pssst...cuz I gave it to him :)

I just sat here and made it while on a conf call...then gave it to him as his new and improved avatar.

Won't he be surprised? :D

[Anasazi]

Pssst...He's already using that one. :hittard:

pssst...cuz I gave it to him :)

I just sat here and made it while on a conf call...then gave it to him as his new and improved avatar.

Won't he be surprised? :D

Ohhhhhhhh. I get it now.

I = Teh Slow! :bang:

[fishmonger]

#1. Fish- I am NOT a dyke. thank you. However I am not discussing my sex life in a public forum. I have self-respect and prefer to be taken seriously as a person and don't need to boast on the internet to feel good about myself.

I didn't actually mean that you were a dyke (and I wouldn't care if you were). I was just poking fun at Dan.

you == wound too tight

[Anasazi]

you == wound too tight

If that isn't the truth I don't know what is. :D

[Vandalous]

Hm...

GM = having a bad day

Anasazi and Fish = teasing GM

This is gonna get loud. :hittard:

[atsui]

actually Fish, I knew you were just teasing. I should have made that #1 with a smiley face. sorry. it was really me being... "Holier than thou?" in response, as a joke.

i was actually expecting anasazi or ihateyoudavid to counter that with "what about your Xtina Aguilara obsession?!" that was the main reason i replied. they failed me. that's what you get for counting on men. :rolleyes: :D

[atsui]

I'm going to be smart and stop posting when I'm depressed. See you guys on here tomorrow. :violin:

[Vandalous]

<3 <3 <3 to ya GM!

As they say in AOL-land... {{{{{{{GM}}}}}}}}

KTHXBB :D

[fishmonger]

http://www.ashaba.net/kgk/pics/dyke.jpg

[Anasazi]

Is that a dude or a chick?

[Vandalous]

Who dat?

[fishmonger]

Dunno. Your guess is as good as mine. I'm thinkin' it's a chick, though.

A dyke chick.

[Chronoglass]

she looks familiar ha ha

[atsui]

Dunno. Your guess is as good as mine. I'm thinkin' it's a chick, though.

A dyke chick.
ooooooh.... that's bad. :shock:

oh and Mod, your forum won't let me sign out. so

[Anasazi]

Dunno. Your guess is as good as mine. I'm thinkin' it's a chick, though.

A dyke chick.

She needs the Dyke Mullet! :D

[fishmonger]

I searched for 'Dyke' on Google ... that's what came up. I was originally going to make a picture of a dyke that said "This is not girl monster", but I decided against it.

I mean, really, I couldn't find any decent pics of dams, and the pic of the Pat above was just too much.

So you got a walk. ;)

[atsui]

I searched for 'Dyke' on Google ... that's what came up. I was originally going to make a picture of a dyke that said "This is not girl monster", but I decided against it.

I mean, really, I couldn't find any decent pics of dams, and the pic of the Pat above was just too much.

So you got a walk. ;)
:shock: :minigun: :sperm: :shockwhore:

[Anasazi]

Well thank you.
:cheeze:

[Vandalous]

I searched for 'Dyke' on Google ... that's what came up. I was originally going to make a picture of a dyke that said "This is not girl monster", but I decided against it.

I mean, really, I couldn't find any decent pics of dams, and the pic of the Pat above was just too much.

Sigged! That is classic! :tard:

[atsui]

:hittard: you all are too much. but you did make me laugh today. thanks.

[Vandalous]

"The FEMALES talk too much"

Har! When did that Mod abuse occur! :D :hittard:

[Chronoglass]

it WAs the females are losing.. or was it losing it?

[Hoss]

I think loosing "it".

Going off topic, but since I've met most of you, I read your post as if you were talking, like same voice and all. Weird? :shock:

Voices in my head... why does that sound familiar... :tard:

Anyway, GM, I for one dig the RED hair.

[Anasazi]

Going off topic, but since I've met most of you, I read your post as if you were talking, like same voice and all. Weird? :shock:


Same thing for me with the people I've met. Those I haven't I just insert a nerdy child voice. :D


Hmmm Interesting. Don't know who changed it, but I'll look into it.

Are you sure it wasn't always like that?

[Chronoglass]

with the amount of time i was addicted to muds and other text based games, the words actually sound.. like the words in my brain... it's hard to explain, like hearing the shape of the letters

why do I feel like mac os all of a sudden?

[atsui]

yay! thanks Hoss. It's fading into orange but i think i'll redye it red again this weekend, in honor of the upcoming Lans.

[Beebo]

I think loosing "it".

Going off topic, but since I've met most of you, I read your post as if you were talking, like same voice and all. Weird? :shock:

Voices in my head... why does that sound familiar... :tard:

Anyway, GM, I for one dig the RED hair.

My brother has red hair, he's single to ;).

[Beebo]

OMGHI2U

MY AVATAR!!!!!11!!!!!!1 HAWT!!!!!!11111!!!1

Wow i feel the abuse.

Just remember some day when you're in the retirement home with mod, fish, hoss and anasazi and i walk in still sexy and young, i won't be the one hooking you up with the latest issue of "Grey and still horny"

:D

[Anasazi]

Just remember some day when you're in the retirement home with mod, fish, hoss and anasazi and i walk in still sexy and young, i won't be the one hooking you up with the latest issue of "Grey and still horny"

:D

As long as the retirement home will let us Lan and look at teh porn. I could care less.
What more do you need in life? Hell you even get to have someone change your bed pan.

[Beebo]

Just remember some day when you're in the retirement home with mod, fish, hoss and anasazi and i walk in still sexy and young, i won't be the one hooking you up with the latest issue of "Grey and still horny"

:D

As long as the retirement home will let us Lan and look at teh porn. I could care less.
What more do you need in life? Hell you even get to have someone change your bed pan.

But who will get you viagra ;)

[Anasazi]

Who needs it with porn?

[Chronoglass]

Just remember some day when you're in the retirement home with mod, fish, hoss and anasazi and i walk in still sexy and young, i won't be the one hooking you up with the latest issue of "Grey and still horny"

:D

As long as the retirement home will let us Lan and look at teh porn. I could care less.
What more do you need in life? Hell you even get to have someone change your bed pan.

But who will get you viagra ;)

fed ex?

[Beebo]

You may get ED at such a old age :D

[Beebo]

Just remember some day when you're in the retirement home with mod, fish, hoss and anasazi and i walk in still sexy and young, i won't be the one hooking you up with the latest issue of "Grey and still horny"

:D

As long as the retirement home will let us Lan and look at teh porn. I could care less.
What more do you need in life? Hell you even get to have someone change your bed pan.

But who will get you viagra ;)


fed ex?

They'ed use it before it got there.

[Anasazi]

You may get ED at such a old age :D

But I'll be happy. :)

[Beebo]

You may get ED at such a old age :D

But I'll be happy. :)

But you'll still be old.

:D

[Chronoglass]

poor fed ex guy

[Anasazi]

You may get ED at such a old age :D

But I'll be happy. :)

But you'll still be old.

:D

And I'll be saving your seat for a meager 9 years.

[honestplayer]

damn i am old, grump, old old old

but then again, at least i aint 15 :D

cant drink
cant drive
cant vote
cant afford a hooker

:P

[Anasazi]

damn i am old, grump, old old old

but then again, at least i aint 15 :D

cant drink
cant drive
cant vote
cant afford a hooker

:P

Holy Shit! lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

[Chronoglass]

damn i am old, grump, old old old

but then again, at least i aint 15 :D

cant drink in public view
cant drive unless you're tall
cant vote
cant blame the hooker

:P

:D

[Beebo]

damn i am old, grump, old old old

but then again, at least i aint 15 :D

cant drink
cant drive
cant vote
cant afford a hooker

:P

I can to afford a hooker!

there 5 bucks in vegas ;).

[Anasazi]

damn i am old, grump, old old old

but then again, at least i aint 15 :D

cant drink
cant drive
cant vote
cant afford a hooker

:P

I can to afford a hooker!

there 5 bucks in vegas ;).

Except that you would have to go into a casino to find them.

Can't Gamble.

[Chronoglass]

and that's where blaming the hooker comes in!

[Anasazi]

and that's where blaming the hooker comes in!

For what? VD?
:bj: :sex:

[honestplayer]

damn if hookers were like $5 i probbie wouldnt be spending all my time here in this silly forum :D

"eh, could i get a dozen hookers to go, pleeeezzz" :nut: "and lets be quick about it"

uh, wat happen'd to all the women speakn up? :shock:

[Chronoglass]

blame the hooker for anything you need to pass blame for.. i mean you payed em right?

and honest.. ya want fries with that?
maybe some cheezecake.. or whipped cream?

[honestplayer]

blame the hooker for anything you need to pass blame for.. i mean you payed em right?

and honest.. ya want fries with that?
maybe some cheezecake.. or whipped cream?

nah just give me some jello and some ice cubes plz.......... and a dozen condoms too. can never say it enuff - play it safe :D

[VitaMan]

damn i am old, grump, old old old

but then again, at least i aint 15 :D

cant drink
cant drive
cant vote
cant afford a hooker

:P

Damn, you led a sheltered life when you were 15, didn't you???

By then, I was on my 2nd motorcycle (had already outrun cops who felt I was not supposed to be on the road...) :)

Didn't need to pay for a hooker (buying chicks drinks solved that!). Was able to buy drinks - had been hanging out in bars since I was 13. Of course, it helped being in England, where the drinking age was a myth - if you could reach the bar, you could buy a drink :cool:

[Anasazi]

the drinking age was a myth - if you could reach the bar, you could buy a drink :cool:

So I've heard. Damn I wish I'd have been in Europe in my younger days.

[atsui]

the drinking age was a myth - if you could reach the bar, you could buy a drink :cool:

So I've heard. Damn I wish I'd have been in Europe in my younger days.
so do i... it would have made my childhood so much less traumatizing. :)

[VitaMan]

At the time, in England (1981-86), the "legal" drinking age was:
18 - spririts
16 - beer / wine
14 - beer if having with a meal
5 - beer/wine if your parents gave it to you

Yes, five

The truth was, if your voice had broken and you could reach the bar, you were in. When I was 16, me and my friends rented nightclubs several times... sold tickets around our schools, and each made about $100-200 profit every time. More than covered our bar tabs!

Only downside was pubs close at 11pm. Pretty feeble - but nightclubs were allowed to serve until 2am. Within 100 yards of my school's front gate, there were 2 nightclubs and 9 bars (including the Adam & Eve (http://gouk.about.com/library/graphics/Norwich/adamandeve1.jpg) -- the oldest continuously operating pub in the world... It has been serving beer nonstop since 1249 A.D.)

A city of 300,000 people, Norwich was renouned to have "A different pub for every day of the year, and a church for every Sunday". Them 'r' a lot of pubs!

[Donnie_Doritos]

Within 100 yards of my school's front gate

Jebus thats close! That place would rock if it was on your way home/to school. Go to school with a buzz, walk home from school with a fresh new one :)

[VitaMan]

W00T! No longer a darn refugee!

Guess 25 was the "magic number"....

[VitaMan]

That place would rock if it was on your way home/to school. Go to school with a buzz, walk home from school with a fresh new one :)

When I was a senior, we did occasionally "dip down to the 'Eve" at lunch time and grab lunch. Pubs in England are farily renouned for serving "Pub lunches"... and with them, everyone has to have a pint or two of beer.

Hanging out at pubs for lunch and after school/work was very common at the time. The average "working joe" was at their local pub every day.

Bear in mind, a British pint is 20 ounces -- not 16 like America... and British beer is significantly stronger!

There was a study done once back in the Eighties (when I lived in England) that will astound you:

Because the average British male hung out at the bar every work evening, many lunches, and longer on the weekend... The average British male was legally intoxicated from Friday evening until the following Wednesday morning. Yes, this includes all day and night -- because they drank so much on the weekend, and again Monday lunch, Monday evening, they kept their blood-alcohol-content constantly just over the legal limit until they slowly sobered up by Wednesday. Friday -- they were back at it again.

Note, most of these people drank at their local pub (ie, crawling distance from home), and many took public transportation to work such as busses or commuter trains.

[Moddy]

Bear in mind, a British pint is 20 ounces -- not 16 like America... and British beer is significantly stronger!



Oh man....this BEGS the question - If you were raised on strong ales and beers, WHY OH WHY DO YOU DRINK COORS LIGHT at TD's???

[VitaMan]

Oh man....this BEGS the question - If you were raised on strong ales and beers, WHY OH WHY DO YOU DRINK COORS LIGHT at TD's???

Elementary, my dear Modson...

Left England in 1986, started college in the US... attending Colorado School of Mines.

At age 17. Too young to drink in the US.

****ARGH**** cannot attach pictures... Will manually copy info:

Colorado School of Mines: 1500 Illinois St, Golden, CO
Coors Brewery: 13th & Ford St, Golden, CO

Mapquest:
Total Distance: 0.50 miles
Total Estimated Driving Time: 1 minute


DO THE MATH :D

At the time, the drinking age was 18 in Colorado. Coors supplied free beer for every school event. Every football game, every party, every everything. Even homecoming parades.

Free beer == good

Could not get my normal British fluids in America. Free beer for several years meant that I got used to it!

Got off beer for many years when I dated a Texan chick who was allergic to beer... that was when I got into the Margarita phase.

Besides, you drink Mexican Goat Piss: http://mchhh.8k.com/imagenes/corona.jpg

[Anasazi]

Besides, you drink Mexican Goat Piss: http://mchhh.8k.com/imagenes/corona.jpg


:eek: OMG! You did not just say that!

[honestplayer]

Besides, you drink Mexican Goat Piss: http://mchhh.8k.com/imagenes/corona.jpg


:eek: OMG! You did not just say that!

<-wine drinker (and post whorererer)

[Gremlin]

Besides, you drink Mexican Goat Piss: http://mchhh.8k.com/imagenes/corona.jpg


Yet no response from Mod. Hmm I wonder if Mod is looking for a gun :minigun: or a reply. But what am I to say, I don't drink so do not what beer tastes like? Can I join with you guys at TD's???? :D

[Moddy]

Besides, you drink Mexican Goat Piss: http://mchhh.8k.com/imagenes/corona.jpg

HAHHAAH!! At least what I drink classifies as "beer" :)

BTW - Be prepared to have some shots on Thursday night - It's my personal goal to WRECK you - muhahhahhahaa

[Anasazi]

Besides, you drink Mexican Goat Piss: http://mchhh.8k.com/imagenes/corona.jpg

HAHHAAH!! At least what I drink classifies as "beer" :)

BTW - Be prepared to have some shots on Thursday night - It's my personal goal to WRECK you - muhahhahhahaa

MMMMMMMM Beer on Thursday. TD's? Or somewhere else?

[VitaMan]

TD's... at least that what Mod claims :)

Will see you there? (asuming I still have my eyesight by the time you arrive!)

[SweetSexyKiss]

BluKing BMF........Okay, you bring on the game, I will play it, and we will see who goes home crying. :D

[SweetSexyKiss]

FQ....you think the females have lost, well we have not, we are just getting started. :P :D :)

[Bullfrog]

TD's... at least that what Mod claims :)

Will see you there? (asuming I still have my eyesight by the time you arrive!)

This is when it sucks to live in Stockton....TD's is a little to far to drive after having a few.

[BluKing BMF]

BluKing BMF........Okay, you bring on the game, I will play it, and we will see who goes home crying.

I will make sure you get paperbagged, especially when it comes to the game where I have a gun. There will be a NO MATCH!

[Anasazi]

TD's... at least that what Mod claims :)

Will see you there? (asuming I still have my eyesight by the time you arrive!)

I'll be there. I should actually get off at a decent time tomorrow instead of working 14 1/2 hours.

[Anasazi]

BluKing BMF........Okay, you bring on the game, I will play it, and we will see who goes home crying. :D

Famous last words. :hittard:

[honestplayer]

dammit - first they want the damn toilet seat down.
then, they mistakenly put THEIR razor in your razor spot (hmmm...why am i all stubbly at 10:00 AM?????????????).
now this!


when will it all end :hittard:

[GotNoRice]

http://GotNoRice.dynu.com/WomanDrivers.jpg

:hittard:

[atsui]

:tard: :hittard: :eek: :hump: :rolleyes: :D
OMGWTF?!


HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!


translation: that was really funny.

[honestplayer]

rofl :)

[honestplayer]

http://bblmedia.com/carmess.jpg :D

[atsui]

:minigun: :sperm: :auto: :flip:

I've been driving for 4 years and haven't had an accident yet. :) of course no one in my family will get in the car when i drive, but i blaim that on my music. they have no taste. :hittard:

[Anasazi]

:minigun: :sperm: :auto: :flip:

I've been driving for 4 years and haven't had an accident yet. :) of course no one in my family will get in the car when i drive, but i blaim that on my music. they have no taste. :hittard:


Ummmmm Keep telling yourself that.

[atsui]

*cough cough* you hit a parked car. don't think i don't remember that one. and bryan ran over a dog. and kellie... well we all know K-Lo can't drive.

:diab:

[honestplayer]

surely my gf nori is gonna kill me for this

http://www.veryfunnypics.com/animals/images/women.jpg

[Beebo]

surely my gf nori is gonna kill me for this

http://www.veryfunnypics.com/animals/images/women.jpg

You sure that isnt hoss after he hasnt shaved in a few days?

:D

[honestplayer]

ah yes, the PC for every woman

http://home.enter.vg/badhumour/computers/pc_for_women.jpg

[Psycho]

this thread is getting good..... i think it should be fun having girls around at a lan. just hope silly isnt there to gas em away !!!!111 :burn: :cheers: :flip: :cuss: :burn: :burn: :acelefty: :acelefty: :acelefty:

[BluKing BMF]

LOL, good pictures, keep them coming. :twisted:

[honestplayer]

http://www.alamedalabor.org/robert/witchtree.jpg

[FairyQueen]

Okay SSK-I didnt say that we have lost...

The pick sby honest are funny as hell EXCEPT the car wreck one.. Damn a few women think that behind the whell of a moving car is a good place to put on makeup WRONG... Christ when are men ever going to learn that we only ware that shit to make you think we look good and it is not worth the time it takes to put on...

GM- I think it must me a family thing mine will not it in a car with me either and I have never wrecked a car... MUST be the music that they dont like could not possibly be the loud outburst and cutting people off or slowing down just to make them mad it just cant be I must agree with you it has to be the music...

[atsui]

Fear the Man Boobs!

[honestplayer]

fear the boob man

http://www.alamedalabor.org/robert/Image50.jpg

[Anasazi]

Christ when are men ever going to learn that we only ware that shit to make you think we look good and it is not worth the time it takes to put on...

That is one of the biggest problems with women.

"We're trying to look good for you guys."

[atsui]

Christ when are men ever going to learn that we only ware that shit to make you think we look good and it is not worth the time it takes to put on...

That is one of the biggest problems with women.

"We're trying to look good for you guys."
I need to say something. I wear makeup almost everyday. Because I like it, not because I want men to think I'm hot. I already know I am (that's called self-esteem, don't turn it negative, it took me years to get it). Statements like the ones you are making imply ALL women fall into your neat little peg holes. They don't. That's just my 2 cents. ;)

Also, it's a proven fact, I get hit on more when I'm wearing makeup than when I'm not. In fact, in recent memory, the ONLY time I've been hit on when I wasn't wearing makeup was by a WOMAN. So in conclusion, by statistics alone, men need to re-evaluate themselves and there own biases before judging women. Or maybe just the men I run across everyday need to. Since I don't see you FLG guys everyday, you're free and clear. :) or maybe i should just give in and become a dyke. :D

[Anasazi]

The whole thing about women who wear makeup to impress men is what gets on my nerves.
In my opinion women don't need to wear make up and I believe that a good deal of them shouldn't. The hotest women I have ever seen were not wearing makeup.
I realize that my statement came out the wrong way, but it's my opinion that women look good with out wearing makeup and shouldn't wear it.

[Chronoglass]

BUT in some cases makeup does wonders

it's kinda like saying no one should wear clothes.. gotta take the good with the bad, heh

[atsui]

yeah, more men should wear makeup. *shudders* do you realize what we have to look at everyday? :D

[Anasazi]

BUT in some cases makeup does wonders

it's kinda like saying no one should wear clothes.. gotta take the good with the bad, heh

True, but with makeup some women use WAY too much. Where as with clothes some women can't put on enough. :D

[atsui]

yes some women do.. and i laugh at those women. of course every person has a different opinion of what is beautiful and what isn't. at this moment i'm at my desk at work putting on my makeup. :D

[Moddy]

yes some women do.. and i laugh at those women. of course every person has a different opinion of what is beautiful and what isn't. at this moment i'm at my desk at work putting on my makeup. :D

OMG WEBCAM??!??

LOLOLOLOLOL

We missed you last nite chica - maybe you can make it next week?

[atsui]

where'd you mis me at? i was missed! i feel so loved. :D

[Anasazi]

where'd you mis me at? i was missed! i feel so loved. :D

TD's.

[atsui]

ohg. i didn't know you were going. :) the problem is i have school during the week. the only night i really *should* be going out is friday.

but around when do you guys congregate there? i'll try and go next week, but i have class till 8:30.

[fishmonger]

Tshirt pics, eh?

http://www.ashaba.net/kgk/pics/tshirt/tshirt03.jpg

http://www.ashaba.net/kgk/pics/tshirt/tshirt10.jpg

http://www.ashaba.net/kgk/pics/tshirt/tshirt07.jpg

http://www.ashaba.net/kgk/pics/tshirt/tshirt04.jpg

http://www.ashaba.net/kgk/pics/tshirt/tshirt05.jpg

http://www.ashaba.net/kgk/pics/tshirt/tshirt06.jpg

http://www.ashaba.net/kgk/pics/tshirt/tshirt08.jpg

http://www.ashaba.net/kgk/pics/tshirt/tshirt09.jpg

[Moddy]

Fish - call my cell phone please - DIABLO TWOOOOOO!!!!

[Beebo]

=/.

Wish i could play d2 at school.

[Anasazi]

I can play at work....I mean I wish I could. ;)

[BluKing BMF]

Little Jimmy is watching a movie about Indians. He asks his father, "Dad, why are they painting themselves so much?"
Dad says, "When they go to war, Indians paint themselves for certain purposes."
Little Jimmy, "So who is our mother in war with every single day?" :eek:
---------Hehe, anyways.

[honestplayer]

why do women with big breasts seem to always wear the tightest t-shirts...and gawd why do we love it so :D

[Beebo]

why do women with big breasts seem to always wear the tightest t-shirts...and gawd why do we love it so :D

Because we like women ;).

(excluding ansazi and mod of course it is strictly for scientific purposes for them)

[FairyQueen]

My makeup comment was more of pissed off rant because I almost got hit by some dumb bitch doing just that... I have no problem with people who want to ware makeup I do from time to time but I do have to agree with the men that some females do ware to much and I also have to agree with GM that a few men need some...

[atsui]

LOL... yeah I didn't want you thinking I was pissed at your comment FQ. i was just thinking HEY! I wear makeup! :D

oh god Mod, that is a funny title for FQ.. sorry girl. ;)

[FairyQueen]

Its all good I earned it and I know it...and Mod I still love ya... but if he would quit changing the avatar size I might be able to post the chick I have paointed as a tiger but I am not going to ask Donnie to resize it yet again...

[VitaMan]

but I am not going to ask Donnie to resize it yet again...

You don't need to. Aside from the fact there are a lot of proggies to do that on your PC, there is also a free web-based gif resizer. It will even both crop and resize animated gifs.

http://www.gifworks.com/

That is what I used to edit my animated gifs (like my current avitar). Very handy.

[Anasazi]

why do women with big breasts seem to always wear the tightest t-shirts...and gawd why do we love it so :D

Because we like women ;).

(excluding ansazi and mod of course it is strictly for scientific purposes for them)

I represent that remark mister! :)



<Homer Simpson>
Mmmmmm Women in tight shirts

[Vandalous]

What's TD's?

[Anasazi]

A Sportsbar.

[fishmonger]

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=TD%27s+Sports+Bar-BQ++Folsom&btnG=Google+Search

[honestplayer]

http://www.ashaba.net/kgk/pics/tshirt/tshirt07.jpg

no i dont dammit :sex:

[fishmonger]

:stupid:

RE to the POST. (http://www.ashaba.net/kgk/pics/tshirt/tshirt07.jpg) Look one page back.

[Chronoglass]

ok.. being who I am and all i looked around in there... the sheep desktop scared me and i decided to run.. far and fast

[Moddy]

TTIWWP

[Chronoglass]

heh rummaging

http://www.ashaba.net/kgk/pics/desk_sheep.jpg

it's a big pic.. so i'm not going to post it directly

[honestplayer]

there ya go mod - some female2female action! a real girl fight.

http://www.usapublications.com/images/vc1-5.jpg

[honestplayer]

oh yea, real kinky, its a...a real cat fight!

http://www.teampages.com/ophs1977/picture%20_of_the_month/kungfu_cat_fight.jpg

[Chronoglass]

now THAT picture has rawked since it's inception

[VitaMan]

pics!

http://www.goglen.com/images/rebecca.jpg

and don't forget the unsinkable TITanics!

http://www.goglen.com/images/titanics.jpg

And, lnow, a way to see if you "measure up"

http://www.goglen.com/images/Breast%20Guide.jpg

Then, there is the morning after a lesbian party...

http://www.goglen.com/images/Morning%20After%20A%20Lesbian%20Party.jpg

And, last, but not least, if you have to think... THINK BIG!

http://www.goglen.com/images/Think%20Big.jpg

[SweetSexyKiss]

Holy crap those are some BIG ones. How do they have sex :shock: Lesbian party in the dish washer, a good way to clean up. :P , now you all thing that females are bad driver, this guy, yes I said guy, smashed his car in the back of a truck while he was doing his hair. How sad, did I say WOW on some of them boobies. nice and others are just way to BIG and need to go. :P

[Anasazi]

Holy crap those are some BIG ones. How do they have sex :shock: Lesbian party in the dish washer, a good way to clean up. :P , now you all thing that females are bad driver, this guy, yes I said guy, smashed his car in the back of a truck while he was doing his hair. How sad, did I say WOW on some of them boobies. nice and others are just way to BIG and need to go. :P


Wow.


That post was worse than anything I've seen PsYcHo post.

[honestplayer]

how'd vitaman get the photo's i took at the beach of those 2 chicks i met there this summa? :D

[atsui]

:eek: i am just... wow... shocked... :nut: i am SO glad i don't have tits bigger than my skull.

[fishmonger]

ok.. being who I am and all i looked around in there... the sheep desktop scared me and i decided to run.. far and fast

Yeah, ol' Flossie really was a good lass, until Farmer John shot me in the ass with a pellet gun as I was tryin' to climb the pasture fence with my pants around my ankles.

[FAngel]

ok.. being who I am and all i looked around in there... the sheep desktop scared me and i decided to run.. far and fast

Yeah, ol' Flossie really was a good lass, until Farmer John shot me in the ass with a pellet gun as I was tryin' to climb the pasture fence with my pants around my ankles.

:shock: Bahhaa Rammmm youuuuuu

[Anasazi]

ok.. being who I am and all i looked around in there... the sheep desktop scared me and i decided to run.. far and fast

Yeah, ol' Flossie really was a good lass, until Farmer John shot me in the ass with a pellet gun as I was tryin' to climb the pasture fence with my pants around my ankles.


Get boxers with the hole in the front. It makes it a lot easier to stealth penetrate animals like sheeee......never mind. :sex:

[VitaMan]

Well, since there are now 3 women on the boards, I found 2 pictures just for them that does not quite violate Mod's "rules" for what we can and cannot post :twisted:


http://www.goglen.com/images/Winter%20Hats2.jpg

http://www.goglen.com/images/Junk%20Studs.jpg


*****

Now, back to our regularly-scheduled testosterone-fuelled female-oriented images...


http://www.goglen.com/images/cc_005.jpg

[Hoss]

:cran:

[Poncho]

:cran:


Well, Vitaman does drive the Faggio... Oh I mean Vitaman has a Miata.

My bad.. :hittard:

[DeadLamb]

[quote="Hoss"]Well, Vitaman does drive the Faggio... Oh I mean Vitaman has a Miata.

yeah and the little 2f2f car you have is sooooo much more manly ;) We all know you are going to install the undercar blue neon kit and get a bigger wing with the custom stickers.. Right? hehehe

[VitaMan]

Oh I mean Vitaman has a Miata.

Bah, I bought the Miata for my wife. But, it gets significantly better mileage than my Explorer.

My wife was reading this thread over my shoulder, and suggested I post her desktop background picture (the junk yard doods), since I told her there were actually a few women in these forums.

:)

Sorry all ya'll's manhood was threatened :rolleyes:

Hey, look - Deadlamb painted his car red!
:whitetrash:

[atsui]

lol. Thanks Vita! :D

[DeadLamb]

hey I owned a red sports car when I was 16 (74 Camaro) and while it was not as fast as the other stuff I have owned, it still was bright "ticket me" red.. Never got one... Lucky I guess..

I'll never own another red car.... just way too ez to be seen.. Only reason I could ever see getting one is if I had a small car, then red might save you from getting SUV squished.. Being they might see ya..

[cove]

the snow guys could use smaller pouches imo

things shrink in da cold...

[SweetSexyKiss]

OMG, well for one, the snow guys are not hot, or sexy in any way, and those females, well ummmm they have no tities. OMG the itty bitty tittie comity. lol :D

[cookypuss]

all men should put the toilet seat down for us females.


maybe you should all put it up for us...

[VitaMan]

well ummmm they have no tities.

Yeah, OK. So here you go.

http://www.goglen.com/post/FLG-200310/donna113.jpg

http://www.goglen.com/post/FLG-200310/hm16.jpg

http://www.goglen.com/post/FLG-200310/tiffany_towers510a.jpg

And, last, keeping with the thread name "Female on Female"

http://www.goglen.com/post/FLG-200310/34le05l.jpg

[VitaMan]

Oh, and in case anyone ever gets the desire to go

NAKED SKYDIVING!

Please bear in mind that during free-fall, the wind is pretty damn powerful (note chicks on left and right sides)...

http://www.goglen.com/post/FLG-200310/Naked%20Skydiving2.JPG

[Anasazi]

Vita - Seek Help.

I mean really...Naked Skydiving?

How the mighty have fallen. :hittard:

[honestplayer]

damn wtf? happened to the boobs?

if that happened to someone's er...manlihood - won't it hurt like a b*tch????

[honestplayer]

yay! i am a tool that had to post an obscenely huge picture of my post whoring skills!

http://home.comcast.net/~dmaeller/Pictures/bobs-stupid.jpeg


Stealth edited 10/07 10:25am :D

[fishmonger]

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[Moddy]

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BEST.PICTAR.EVAR!!!!