09 Fantasy Nascar

[Moddy]

For anyone interested, I have set up a Fantasy Nascar league.

http://racing.fantasysports.yahoo.com/auto/register/joinprivategroup

Group ID 10849
Group Password m0ddy

I need to de-throne Mr. Hawk this year!!!!

[DeadLamb]

Fantasy Nascar?!
I'm sure to the bulk of the midwest that's to nail their sister on the hood of -that thar fancy racing mobile-

Oh but hell yes I'm in.. I have no clue what to do but more people in these things = moar betta

So team DBP is up and rolling.. That's right Deliverance Banjo Pigs.. Fear the music!!
Weeeeeeeeee!! Weeeeeeeeeeeee!!

[Avery Hawk]

IN

M.D. Hawk (M.oddy Destroyer)

That's the Doctor of M.oddy Destruction,

[kickass]

in. I have not done a fantasy league for atleast 5 years.

[DeadLamb]

more of you should hop in here. It's super, super easy, as a nascar game would need to be! :poke:

the game gives you a list of drivers for rank A, B and C.. you pick who you think will win or lead the most laps for those ranks. That gets ya points, you can only use each driver 9 times.

I mean I'm going to be playing this like a bingo game being I can't even name 3 Nascar drivers outside of Billy, Joe and Cletus. Ok, true those are just guesses but I'm sure there must be at least one of each!!

clearly I'm mostly doing this to talk massive shit.. :sm:

[Bunnyslayer]

I'm in to continue my reign as LOSER :sadpanda:

[DeadLamb]

Don't forget the race is this Sunday..

Web site lists the deadline for get your choices in as:
Deadline to select or edit your drivers is Feb 15 12:35pm PST

web site I found with odds for this race being I can't name even 5 nascar drivers.. http://www.docsports.com/daytona-500-odds.html

[DeadLamb]

"Rank:8 of 18"

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh suck it rank 9-18!!
Going to guess a few of ya forgot to pick drivers?

[Moddy]

Me - 17 of 18

[Moddy]

Jeff Gordon Fires His Entire Pit Crew
NASCAR NEWS

NASCAR driver Jeff Gordon has announced he has taken advantage of a new "Stimulus Package" program to employ inner-city youth by firing his professional pit crew, and replacing them with ex-gangbangers.

The decision to hire the boys was inspired by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from street gangs were able to remove a set of wheels from a car in less than 6 seconds -- even without proper equipment. Gordon's existing pit crew could only do it in 8 seconds, even with the benefit of hundreds of thousands of dollars' worth of high tech machinery.

The scheme was hailed as an "excellent and bold move" by Gordon's management team, as most races are won or lost in the pits.

At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered the VIN number, and sold the car to Dale Earnhardt Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower.

[Avery Hawk]

LOL Moddy

[DeadLamb]

hum...by doing whole "Let it Ride" thing and not bothering to change my drivers for like a month, still in the top10 of 21.. Awwwwwwww yeah..

so sure, now I go change it up and odds are drop -5 places.

[Moddy]

lol dude you're preachin to the choir. Fucking fantasy NASCAR is rigged.

[Quads]

Redneck Afro representing.
I have no idea how to do this. You just pick drivers?

[DeadLamb]

I have no idea how to do this. You just pick drivers?

yeah it's really easy.. you get points as to where they finish in the race... the main way you vault up in point is pick the big upset winnaaar..

mostly, as a non-nascar fan, I'm shocked as to just how many races they have.. I thought the whole season was just a handful of them.. I had no idea it was every weekend..

[Quads]

Do I need to pick a new set of drivers for each race, or is who I pick(ed) set for all future races?

[DeadLamb]

you're drivers can only run like 9 races total for the season and not ever driver is running every race.. So I guess it's better to change them around but the again the better drivers tend to do better, durr.. lol

[Silly]

better drivers.. .pft :roll: it's all a dang ole popularity contest I tell ya.. shit, those guys don't even want it bad enough to pop wheelies down the track. I mean come one, if vin deisel was driving nascar...:D

[DeadLamb]

if vin deisel was driving nascar...:D

he would lose to Paul Walker being as poncho has said, Paul Walker is the one..

[Quads]

Did I win? What's the deal with this? You make your picks then go fast turn left, right?

[Quads]

I logged into the yahoo fantasy racing site and just figured out how fucking ghey fantasy sports are. Especially nascoon.
I have 8 points.
whatever.