DeadLamb
12-05-2003, 03:44 PM
Damn it!! I live on a street that floods a little bit when the drains plug up, more or less happens ever year.. Soooooooooooooooo it's sort of, kind of, maybe A GOOD IDEA to get the leaves off of the yards.. Ya know so the street MIGHT NOT FLOOD!!!?!?!!!!
No why bother to do that!!? Sure I have gone out there and raked the yard at least 5 time already... filled up x4 those big 90 gal black trash cans.. Bagged at least 15+ 30 gal bags worth.. (being I have two huge trees in the front)... Oh but over there, across the street? That's right don't do SHIT you lazy bastards!!!
Oh do I have a 2 little 90 yaer old ladies over there?!?!? No it a family of like 6 or and even over the years when they had two sons at home and in highschool they STILL never raked up the place.. As if some magic leaf elf will come down and do it for them and leave a mint on the front porch...
or maybe they just hope all the leaves will just "go away" by way of a big storm that blows them ALL OVER TO MY YARD or even better the street can flood, get water in my garage THEN float over a ton of leaves like cubans running into florida.. Geeee thanks. One year, after a street flood I stacked up 35+ bags on the front porch like I had killed off a group of school children or something. That took month to get rid of at a few bags a week..
Of course all time best :dfu: was when the street flooded when it as trash day.. Then I got diapers all over the place from some house way up the street.. Oh but don't walk down and pick them up you lazy fuck!! Not like I don't know who's and where they came from you are the ONLY one with a baby on the whole street..
No why bother to do that!!? Sure I have gone out there and raked the yard at least 5 time already... filled up x4 those big 90 gal black trash cans.. Bagged at least 15+ 30 gal bags worth.. (being I have two huge trees in the front)... Oh but over there, across the street? That's right don't do SHIT you lazy bastards!!!
Oh do I have a 2 little 90 yaer old ladies over there?!?!? No it a family of like 6 or and even over the years when they had two sons at home and in highschool they STILL never raked up the place.. As if some magic leaf elf will come down and do it for them and leave a mint on the front porch...
or maybe they just hope all the leaves will just "go away" by way of a big storm that blows them ALL OVER TO MY YARD or even better the street can flood, get water in my garage THEN float over a ton of leaves like cubans running into florida.. Geeee thanks. One year, after a street flood I stacked up 35+ bags on the front porch like I had killed off a group of school children or something. That took month to get rid of at a few bags a week..
Of course all time best :dfu: was when the street flooded when it as trash day.. Then I got diapers all over the place from some house way up the street.. Oh but don't walk down and pick them up you lazy fuck!! Not like I don't know who's and where they came from you are the ONLY one with a baby on the whole street..