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DeadLamb
12-05-2003, 03:44 PM
Damn it!! I live on a street that floods a little bit when the drains plug up, more or less happens ever year.. Soooooooooooooooo it's sort of, kind of, maybe A GOOD IDEA to get the leaves off of the yards.. Ya know so the street MIGHT NOT FLOOD!!!?!?!!!!

No why bother to do that!!? Sure I have gone out there and raked the yard at least 5 time already... filled up x4 those big 90 gal black trash cans.. Bagged at least 15+ 30 gal bags worth.. (being I have two huge trees in the front)... Oh but over there, across the street? That's right don't do SHIT you lazy bastards!!!

Oh do I have a 2 little 90 yaer old ladies over there?!?!? No it a family of like 6 or and even over the years when they had two sons at home and in highschool they STILL never raked up the place.. As if some magic leaf elf will come down and do it for them and leave a mint on the front porch...

or maybe they just hope all the leaves will just "go away" by way of a big storm that blows them ALL OVER TO MY YARD or even better the street can flood, get water in my garage THEN float over a ton of leaves like cubans running into florida.. Geeee thanks. One year, after a street flood I stacked up 35+ bags on the front porch like I had killed off a group of school children or something. That took month to get rid of at a few bags a week..

Of course all time best :dfu: was when the street flooded when it as trash day.. Then I got diapers all over the place from some house way up the street.. Oh but don't walk down and pick them up you lazy fuck!! Not like I don't know who's and where they came from you are the ONLY one with a baby on the whole street..

Chronoglass
12-05-2003, 03:56 PM
ouch

yeah, I'd start confusing pixel violence with real violence real quick too

enervate
12-05-2003, 04:01 PM
You could construct an elaborate official-looking notice from SMUD or whomever asking that they clear their leaves from the gutters or face a fine. Then, when they go out to pick up the leaves, attack them from behind with an aluminum bat.

Moddy
12-05-2003, 04:08 PM
Originally posted by enervate
You could construct an elaborate official-looking notice from SMUD or whomever asking that they clear their leaves from the gutters or face a fine. Then, when they go out to pick up the leaves, attack them from behind with an aluminum bat.


AND GET PIX

Chronoglass
12-05-2003, 04:33 PM
here's what I envision

http://www.ihateyoucomic.com/images/tmp.jpg

enervate
12-05-2003, 04:36 PM
No no, have the sign say "Leaf Nazi" instead.

Chronoglass
12-05-2003, 05:00 PM
I think that one would have to be on lambs yard

heh heh

DeadLamb
12-05-2003, 05:40 PM
hehe... The biggest problem is that the people that live there are really nice families... Never had any problems of any sort.. sep they just don't rake up the front lawn. If the street did not flood I would not care if they never did anything in the yard, ever.

now the guy on the left side has always been good about getting the leaves out of the gutter and so on.. I think he had been gone for a week or so... so on some level I blame who ever is watching his house for him..

People on the right, again, nice family sep for letting there kids get away with not cleaning that front up.. Hell that is WHY you have kids, so you can put them to work cleaning stuff up you don't want to!!! Heck I bet Mykul as not done any yard work from the time his son was old enought to work a rake and lawn mower.

Chronoglass
12-05-2003, 05:57 PM
prolly right

if i'm ever cursed with little imps.. they will most definetly be trained in... "the arts"

VitaMan
12-05-2003, 06:38 PM
I like enervate's idea. Make an official-looking notice (with yer mad photochop skillz) that requests they clean up their yard or face a mandatory fee for SMUD to do it.

Chronoglass
12-05-2003, 06:39 PM
and then snipe them ww2 style?

Hoss
12-06-2003, 08:47 AM
Dude... Just run one of those gas powered backpack leaf blowers in their yard all night one night and they'll figure it out. That fucking annoying noise is enough to wake the dead for christ's sakes.

I love it when Team Mexico comes and cleans my apartment complex...AT 6AM!!!

Chronoglass
12-06-2003, 08:55 AM
the day olympic leafblowing and lawn mowing comes about.. is the day no country has a chance for some gold metals

Aksen
12-07-2003, 10:14 AM
hm I think that picture is actually kinda pretty.

DeadLamb
12-07-2003, 10:59 AM
Originally posted by Hoss
Dude... Just run one of those gas powered backpack leaf blowers

ya know the thing is I have always just raked the yard.. Got a blower once but it was a while back, electric one.. Soooooo it worked great on dry stuff but soon as they were wet, nothing..

Ah sure those back pac ones are some $$ but damn it I would have gotten YEARS worth of "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! out of it by now an NO RAKE!!! Those things can move huge piles of anything.. So this issue of junk in the gutter would take me like 3 min to "RAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" away....

Hum... lamb plans trip to Home Depot to look....

Iano
12-07-2003, 11:12 AM
just buy a Flamethrower and burn all the leaves, then burn down your neighbors house :bang:

enervate
12-07-2003, 12:19 PM
I don't know if you've ever used a backpack leaf blower, but they are pretty awesome. It's almost like you are controlling the hand of God as he pushes stuff around.

Burden
12-07-2003, 12:48 PM
I like the Flamethrower idea better. :D

Iano
12-07-2003, 12:52 PM
yeah, it would be so white

Beebo
12-07-2003, 01:40 PM
so white? wtf? is that like saying "yeah man, that's mint".