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OnParole
12-01-2003, 04:38 PM
http://www.thetoque.com/031118/internetdown.htm
Moddy
12-01-2003, 04:54 PM
ROFL! Beautiful!!
Bullfrog
12-01-2003, 07:33 PM
I like #9 Spend time with your Spouse. But what if your spouse spends as much time on the internet as you do? Oh man am I screwed...I might actually have to talk with my wife. :scared:
Poncho
12-01-2003, 07:51 PM
10. Use Your Emergency AOL Disk
If you find that your connection to the Internet is going to be longer than you can possibly stand, as a last resort, pull out an emergency AOL CD, the one with 910 free hours of connection to the AOL service. Take the CD in one hand...and slash it across your wrist! Suicide will probably be a better alternative than connecting to that service.
cove
12-01-2003, 08:01 PM
I like the "Babelfish adds Canadian and American" article on that site also
fishmonger
12-01-2003, 10:34 PM
As sad as it sounds, I start to pull my hair out if I don't have an internet connection around for more than a day or two. It's just such a part of my routine now.